hoenstluy im not gonna put much effotrt into this chapter cuz im fucking horny and need a dildo rn ok this is slash jay
uyou woke up next to murdrunk and smiled, you fuckerfd las nift afta drinking at the bar awww haw haw haw real egytpian silc
'hey murdck' u poked the pickle and he turned aroudn 'morninf luv fid u emjoy de fock lazt night mate?' u nodded and he chuckled. haw haw haw hes so kyoot i wanna fock him again
'hey guess what it chostmas' u smiled and creamed bc how exicted u wear
'ong i love chrimstas thats my shit' ur dick raised up bc of hhow excited u were and rhne u jumped out the windwo
you ran to santa oin the mall and said 'what did i gte 4 chrismas my sigar daddy :3" he so confsused and so he waz like uhhh i got you a vibrator ansd then you creamed so much you flew??? i think im rlly drunk rn so im not even gonna continue this chapter
THIS IS NOT CANON PSLEASE :sob:
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##PISSED WITH YOU - MURDOC
Romance★ - "𝐖𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧?" ☆ 𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐎𝐂 𝐗 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 When going into a bar you notice a green man drinking with his other band mates. You realize it might be Gorillaz but once you try to talk...
