The Book Of Secrets Long Begotten

V

Swamp cool e down and the three decided they would go and see this "Goofy" fellow. Swamp seemed to not want anything to do with him. Leo wanted Jake to meet Goofy very much so.

"Trust me, you are not going to believe this guy." Leo said excitedly.

They made their way into the market area and into one of the restaurants that Goofy loved called Just A Nother Bar. Inside, it was dimly lit to create atmosphere. There were Orgs, Toggle Woggles, Huppets, and all sorts of other creatures. Jake saw a creature that had the build of a human but was no Toggle Woggle. Its head was that of a bird. Its voice was a middle pitched one. It spoke in caws.

"That is a Blaut. A Blaut is a hybrid of a Toggle Woggle but not an entire one. It has key differences. For instance, its head is a bird's head. It speaks in the bird language but in a normal monotone voice." Leo said.

"Are they good fighters or not?" Jake asked. Swamp nodded.

"Oh yeah, they're some of the Nother's best warriors. Do not intimidate them. They will-" Swamp got interrupted by a caw from a Blaut as it threw a Toggle Woggle onto a table and broke it in half. The Toggle Woggle got up and looked pissed.

"You bloody Blaut. I've had it up to here with you fucking creatures! How about you mind yer own business and fucker off." The Toggle Woggle said as he walked away angrily. Swamp finished his sentence soon after.

"make your life hecka bad." Swamp said.

They walked over to a table where a Huppet sat in front of a butt load of food and drink. Leo chuckled and nodded.

"There he is." Leo said to which Swamp rolled his eyes. "There's Goofy."

Goofy was a Huppet whose pinky, ring, middle, and forefinger were laid stretched forwards as to create a beak of sorts. The thumb and acting as the jaw. Goofy noticed them and waved.

"Hi guys, what doin?" Goofy asked excitedly. His voice was deep and sounded like that of a mentally challenged person. Goofy then noticed Jake. "Who uh you?"

"This is Jake Collins. He's....well he's (lowers his voice into a whisper)....the Chosen One." Leo said to Goofy. Goofy's eyes widened.

"The Chosen One!" Goofy exclaimed. Swamp cringed. He paced over towards Goofy in a maddened fashion.

"Well don't say it out loud, you klutz." Swamp said angrily.

"I sorry....hey, do you guys want summa my lunch?" Goofy asked. Swamp looked at Goofy appalled.

"Lunch?! That's a whole goddamn supper!" Swamp said.

"Do you got anything to drink?" Jake asked. 

"I have Strömbuckle and Wheatyin." Goofy said.

"What's Wheatyin?" Jake asked.

"Well, it is sort of like a soda but-" But before Leo could finish explaining what the drink was, Jake grabbed the cup of Wheatyin and took a big swig of it. He was satisfied with its taste.

"Wow, this is so good...wait a minute...Strömbuckle tasted extraordinary but it had fucking urine in it. What does this have in it?" Jake asked worriedly.

"Uhhh...urine and gin. Except the gin absorbs the urine perfectly so as to not leave any disgusting aftertaste." Leo said. Jake then spat out the drink to which Goofy laughed.

"The Chosen One thinks urine makes the drinks bad." Goofy said laughingly. Leo and Swamp looked at him and he stopped laughing.

"So, tomorrow is a big day. Tomorrow we start training. We need you (referencing Jake) to be a good fighter and warrior. So when it comes to the time, you will be able to destroy Lord Zygor to bring Princess Nevaldine back to reign and save the Nother World." Swamp said. Jake nodded.