Assassins

Stay Thirsty My Friends

Toto: Sorry this update took longer than usual. MY EXAMS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER!

*Assassins*

THURSDAY

Students are scurrying about in the halls. All their weird looks and hushed whispers are directed at a certain cat faunus.

"Vanilla Boy is a crafty one, I'll give him that!"

Weiss nodded her head in agreement, "Did not see that coming from a mile away."

Yang nudged the ice queen, "You still gonna tap that?" She raised her eyebrows suggestively.

"Of course." Weiss replied without a second thought.

The blonde's mouth gaped, "Wha-what?!"

Blake chimed in, "Whoa Weiss, that didn't take much thinking."

"Looks like she wants 'D' more than I thought." Pyrrha added.

"GUYS I WAS KIDDING!" Weiss yelled.

"That joke sucked." Yang deadpanned.

"Well at least i'm trying!" Weiss snarkily replied.

"All bad jokes aside," Pyrrha jumped in, "Another one of us bit the dust." Pear nudged Yang, proud of her pun.

Yang beamed a smile, "Nice." She held out her fist, beckoning a fist bump.

Pear returned the gesture and smirked at Weiss.

Weiss crossed her arms, "OH OKAY, Pyrrha can make a pun but I can't make a sex joke?!"

"That was a good pun." Blake pointed out.

"I don't need this." The ice queen sighed.

"Back to Neptune," Pear said, "That's kind of a dirty way to shoot you. You aren't even the gullible type!"

Weiss shrugged, "At least prom is this weekend. I don't have to worry about Assassins anymore either."

"You would never win anyway." the kitten smirked.

"EXCUSE ME?!" Weiss shouted.

"Chill out Ice Queen," Yang put a hand on her shoulder, "You know Blake is right."

Weiss knew she could do better in the game. "I COULD KICK ALL YOUR BUTTS IF I WAS STILL IN."

"The point is, you are..." Blake, Pyrrha and Yang clapped their hands twice, "CUT OFF." They said in unison. (Pitch Perfect reference. BTW go see the sequel)