Toto: Welp, I'm a piece of crap. I misspelled PYRRHA's name this whole time! Please forgive me and my utter stupidity. Pear is a cute nickname though, give me some credit! ;D
TUESDAY
From a far distance, a white blob could easily be seen attempting to hide behind a large black truck. Weiss thought it would be a fantastic idea to wear her normal apparel for her solo mission. She was wearing her beloved Sweet Pea. She has been squatting behind Mercury's car for last half hour, much to her dismay. No one in their right mind would want be outside at 6:30 A.M. for no reason. The Ice Queen claims she wants more money, but she would rather be in her bed right now.
My legs are getting tired...This rash sure does not help. School starts soon anyways, but when does Mercury leave for school? AM I JUST WASTING MY TIME HERE? I could have slept in for another thirty minutes! Weiss scolded herself.
She clutched her bright blue water gun with a single snowflake on it. Mercury...I haven't seen that guy much since school started. I bet that list is rigged somehow. Weiss frowned. No, that's a stupid thought. Melanie is such a nice person, despite her bitch face. Huh, who am I to think about bitch faces? Even Neptune thinks my face is cute when I scowl... So that's a pretty good bitch face. Neptune has gotten more handsome these last few years... Maybe he has a thing for bitch faces. Weiss smiled at the thought.
Wait, what? I'm supposed to keep watch for the garage and front door! Stop thinking about bitch faces and having Neptune's babies! Weiss chided herself.
After a few minutes, and constantly itching her legs, the garage door finally opened. THIS IS IT! Come on out Mercury... She gave an internal maniacal laugh.
Weiss saw a large man walking out of the garage. Definitely not her target. She was hiding behind Mercury's car, but there was another car right beside it. OH MY GOD THAT'S HIS DAD! I have to move! He's heading right towards me!
Easier said than done. Weiss slowly moved to the side of Mercury's car and hid behind the bushes next to the car. Mercury's dad heard a little tussling noise. "Anyone out here?" He asked cautiously, "Little Schnee...Come out come out wherever you are..." He scoped his surroundings.
Weiss' eyes went wide. Seriously? Does he really know I'm here? Wait how does he even know it's me?! Did I already screw this up? Whatever, It's not like he can see me... Ok, calm down. This bush provides perfect cover. It's not like he's going to go around checking random bushes. Heh. Bush is a funny word. I heard Pyrrha pushed Mrs. Port into a bush. Heh. Mrs. Port's bush. She grinned.
His dad finished checking his surroundings. He concluded the small noise might have been an animal. He went back inside.
Wait, what was the point of that?! Weiss was dumbfounded.She shook her head, whatever. I need to get back into position. Weiss returned to squatting behind Mercury's car. After a couple of minutes of ignoring the urge to itch, Mercury came outside in a nice looking polo. He exited the garage, seemingly oblivious. THAT'S HIM! All right It's time to prove that I can actually shoot someone. Xiao Long and Belladonna won't be laughing when they hear about this...

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Assassins
HumorThe rules are simple. Don't get shot in this battle Royale. RWBY water gun assassin AU!