Dabi x Hawks Oneshots

💙 Shopping 💙 - fluff

It was 5pm on Christmas eve and Dabi and Hawks had the brilliant idea to go Christmas shopping.

There would be few to no people as everyone would of finished their Christmas shopping or would be picking up the last few things.

Dabi was wearing his blackened hood over his ashy hair while Hawks wore stuff to held hide his identity but wouldn't help much considering he has big as fuck wings.

The two men enter the story and start wondering around.

"I wonder if there is an adult store here..." Hawks thought aloud, clearly not caring if Dabi heard him or not.

"There are still people around bird-brains. Get your horny mind out of the gutters for at least a couple minutes." Dabi said flicking Hawks in the head earning him a little ouch in pain from Hawks.

"We both know you are horny as well..." Hawks said in protest rubbing his temple.

"Well anyway we need to find some sort of presents for the league and also more for your hero friends." Dabi said, grabbing Hawks' wrist and walking him towards the nearest shop which happened to be a game shop.

They browsed the shop and got a few things, some ua student figurines, specifically Deku and Ochako for Toga, and they got a few Nintendo games for Shigiraki.

They walked a bit more and ended up at some sort of stationary shop that sold all kinds of stuff from stationary to little vending machines.

They got some iron on patches saying, "Take a chill pill" and "cool off" for Endeavour and found a weird looking cat and duck mug that they both decided they would give to Mr. Compress and Twice.

When they left more stores were shutting because of Christmas eve and  it was getting later and later, it was now 5:30pm. There were less people as well.

The two men hurried to the nearest cloths store to get a bunch of Jeans for the best jeanest and get some either weird of funny shirts for the rest of the heros because they couldn't care at this point.

As they left the clothing store Hawks was carrying 5 bags with his feathers, a bag for Shigiraki's and Toga's present, a bag for Endeavour and Jeanest and a bag for Mr. Compress and Twice and two bags for the other Hero's presents.

There was one person left to get a present for, Spinner.

This took little to no effort to get as they just got some sort of lizard or Godzilla figurine.

At last they were done with presents and anyone else they might of forgotten they just got them something random.

But the part they were both secretly waiting for, the adult shop.

They hurried over to the adult shop but it was sadly closed so they just decided to get some food at the food court and leave at 6:30pm.

"Well that was something, I never want to do that again." Dabi said plainly in the Hawks' car as they were driving out of the parking lot and towards the League hide out.

"Yeh I don't like it either, that's why I make my side kicks do the work most of the time." Hawks replied, eyes on the road.

"Lucky, we have to rotate who goes shopping every week, it sucks." Dabi said, sighing.

"Well look on the bright side, we got the presents and we are going to set Christmas in motion for the league. I'll even join too, the Hero parties always suck anyway." Hawks said, consoling Dabi by rubbing his thigh.

"Yeh I guess so." Dabi replied and they both didn't speak another word as they drove.

When they eventually arrived they unloaded the leagues presents and entered.

Dabi and Hawks laid all the not wrapped gifts under the hand decinigrating tree because Shigiraki decided to help out and told everyone to wait so they could tell who's is who's.

Christmas came a day earlier for the league and Hawks stayed through the whole thing.

Hawks and Dabi were definitely having fun, even in the bedroom some nights, and the party was amazing. Someone stole some alcohol and some got drunk while others stayed sober and just partied like that.

Everyone had fun and Hawks eventually gave the Christmas presents to the heros even though he was late and didn't even bother to show up, he just sent his feathers.

Christmas was amazing for the league and they wished it could never end but all things must come to an end and so it sadly did.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

I hope you all get spoiled and have fun this Christmas. Make sure to eat to your hearts content, stay hydrated and have fun!!

Writing this on Christmas at 3:00am (litterally just hit 3) and make sure you take care of yourselves!!

MUWH - 💙