Mama Q's Orphanage For The Abandoned

16: new narrators

[TW: gun]

Well, since the narrator and his partner are being angsty, guess I'll narrate this. Now, Where did he get up to? Huh, there, I don't know how to continue from there . Shit.

N̶o̶w̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶S̶C̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶B̶a̶d̶ ̶w̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶d̶i̶s̶a̶p̶o̶i̶n̶t̶e̶d̶.̶

Ok and?

J̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶f̶r̶o̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶v̶i̶e̶w̶e̶r̶s̶.̶

You mean reader?

n̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶u̶r̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶?̶

I know they are, just trying to stay consistent here!

S̶e̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶c̶y̶.̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶A̶ ̶t̶w̶i̶s̶t̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶s̶e̶-̶

Yeah, no shit Sherlock, that doesn't make sense. And I always care about consistency. What do you mean?

A̶h̶e̶m̶.̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶r̶e̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶s̶c̶r̶a̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶A̶U̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶o̶l̶l̶o̶w̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶s̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶p̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶Y̶e̶p̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶t̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶*̶*̶*̶*̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶W̶a̶t̶s̶o̶n̶

The scrapped AUs have nothing to do with this- also did you censor yourself?

W̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶a̶i̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶*̶*̶*̶*̶*̶*̶*̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶.̶

Pfft- all your swearing just comes up as asterisks, guess fate has decided that you can't swear in this book.

O̶h̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶*̶*̶*̶*̶*̶ ̶s̶a̶k̶e̶.̶ ̶A̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶p̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶a̶i̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶r̶r̶a̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶.̶

Yes, I do know that BG. But I don't have any fucking ideas.

S̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶n̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶v̶i̶e̶w̶e̶r̶s̶!̶!̶

Uh, first of all, they're used to it and second of all, no. <3

*̶i̶n̶s̶e̶r̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶i̶s̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶t̶a̶n̶t̶r̶u̶m̶*̶

Ok, calm down child. I don't get why you care so much about some words.

.̶.̶.̶

Uh you good dude?

*̶*̶*̶*̶*̶

Pfft- that's all you got to say? I still find it hilarious how you just get censored by the book.

Y̶o̶u̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶*̶*̶*̶*̶ ̶*̶*̶*̶*̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶.̶ ̶*̶s̶u̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶*̶

Oh, how sad little FH is upset- I didn't decide that you'd be censored, I don't know why you're mad at me.

I̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶p̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶.̶ ̶*̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶g̶u̶n̶*̶

Oh. Uhm, yeah, that's probably a good idea ( please don't shoot me.)

G̶o̶o̶d̶b̶o̶y̶~̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶b̶y̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶S̶C̶~̶ ̶*̶h̶o̶l̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶g̶u̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶S̶C̶'̶s̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶d̶*̶

Uh, heh, yeah, bye readers, thanks for reading!

{New narrators just joined the game, how are we feelin' about them so far? (Also all decisions made in typing this were intentional)}