Cheated - funny angst
George cheated on Dream...
Dream came into drista's room, crying. "Clay holy shit! What is wrong?" "George— he— he cheated..." drista held dream. "I'll be right back." "Don't kill him please." And with that drista left.
——30 minutes later——
"I'm back." "What did you do..?"
"I dug my keys into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive." Dream allowed her to continue. "Carved my name into his leather seats."
"I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights." "WHY DO YOU HAVE A BASEBALL BAT? YOU DON'T PLAY BASEBALL!"
"I slashed a hole in all four tires!" "Kinda deserved."
"Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."
"What. The. Fuck."
——
We can all agree that they would do this for each other 100%
