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Oikawa's lost shoe
3:33 am

I THINK SOMEONE IS BREAKING IN
AND IM HOME ALONE
IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF
WE HAVE NOTHING ANYWYA?!?!
bro they're gonna be so disappointed when they find out we're poor 💀💀
I HEARD A BAM
WAS IT A GUNSHOT?!??
HOW DO GUNSHOTS SOUND IRL?!?

6:10 am

Kyo: why tf were u up so early

CAUSE I THOUGUT SOMEONE WAS BREAKINF IN?!?

Kyo: you're an idiot

Matsu: relax it was jsur me bro

wtf were u doing?? 🤨🤨

Matsu: getting some snacks

and u didn't bring me any?!
selfish prick

Matsu: LMFAOOO

Iwa: where tf were u kyo? 💀

Kyo: out

smoking weed

Kyo: no

then what's ur excuse for leaving me for dead

Kyo: you're so dramatic

not as dramatic as oikawa

Kawa: why do I always gotta be brought into this

Iwa: HAAHAHA

Kyo: cause u suck

Kawa: well you suck at controlling ur emotions
Kawa: so there's that

IM WHEEZING

Makki: I JUSR GOT HERE
Makki: Y/N ARE U OKAY?!?

THE ONLY ONE WHO IS WORRIED THANK U

Ya: me too

ofc ofc you as well <33
AND YES
I'm ok
no one was trying to kill me

Matsu: sadly

shut your damn mouth

Makki: break it up u two 🗿

Ku: responsible Makki???
Ku: i never thought i'd see the day

Iwa: and you never will bc i jusr watched makki throw a can at a tree then it hit him back in the face

Makki: U SAW RHAT?!?!

HAHAHABAHSVA

Matsu: UR SO FUCKING STUPID 😭😭

Makki: I GOT SCARED BC I SAW A SLUG

Kawa: Makki 💀

Makki: ALL OF U JUST SHUSH 😭

Ku: so anyway
Ku: y/n what actually happened??

OKAY SO
no one was breaking in
it was a cat

Matsu: you've gotta be kidding

IM NOT
THAT FUCKING CAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Makki: HAHAHAHA

BRO SOMEHOW GOT INSIDE AND WAS PLAYINF WIT ME ISTG

Matsu: bro what are you on 💀

IM BEING FR
HE LIKE MOVED SO QUICKLY AND KNOCKED THINGS OVER TO SCARE ME ONG

Kawa: HAHAHAHA

DONT LAUGH U PRICK I WAS SCARED FOR MY LIFE

Iwa: y/n 💀

BRO WAS SCRATCHING AT SHIT
ID GO TOWARD WHERE THSY WAS AND HED BE GONE

Makki: OMG MY MOM BROKE INTO OUR HOUSE Y/N

😨😨
WHAT DO I DO?!?!

Matsu: ask her why she left Makki

Makki: KILL HER

Kawa: oh...

Iwa: I'm pulling up
Iwa: I'm taking u to therapy today

Makki: my therapist quit bc of me no joke

makki...
are u alright mate 💀

Makki: splendid 😻😻

Matsu: I can feel his little shaky hands

Ku: HHSBAHA

Makki: NAH MAN FUCK U 😭

Matsu: LMFAOOOO

To be continued

I'm sorry this is so short 😔💔 but in conclusion, someone save my boy Makki.

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