Welcome to the Funfair of Bitches!
At our gift shop you can purchase:
Prick-n-mix
Shit toys
C*nttlefish
Arse-icals
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Our rides:
Fuck a Duck
Lick a Dick
Pisstory of Dragons
Wankercoaster
The Runaway Condom
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A/N - This one is v rude hahahha
Me and zombiealpacalypse invented this on a bus journey ;)
DU LIEST GERADE
Rant Off Your Pants
Random⚠️ This book is a mess, pick it up with caution ⚠️ Full of puns, rants, weird stuff that's happened to me, pick-up lines and all sorts of things that really should not be on the Internet. You're welcome.
