"ALL HAIL X! ALL HAIL X! ALL HAIL X! ALL HAIL X!"
"I don't have my power I literally do not have the ability to do anything."
"Couldn't we just jump into the pit below and then appear on Earth again?"
"No.."
"You know X right? Well minions, hear me out, X has been using advantage of you guys to dominate the world! He's now gotten full control over a.. book and has my key of life! You guys have been betrayed! And nobody wants that right? Of course not, so join me and my team in the fight for world peace over X!"
"Ukuhamba was right about everything, again. He said after X gets full control he would betray every single person he made friends with."
"Now who's with me?"
"WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That's what I like to hear! Now let's go through that portal and make him give me back my key and world peace!"
The team and X' minions now on the hero's sides marched through the portal back to Earth.
"Well we're bac-"
".."
"The sky.. it's red?!"
"Oh no, it is red. It's happening sooner than I thought. We should be fine."
"And all these fires, my god! What has he done to this place?!"
"We have to find him quickly!"
The team and minions went to go find X, but no luck. The team and minions went to the tree carved prophecy, and sure enough, there he was.
"I see him."
"All these pages in this prophecy, it looks like a bit much."
"Like what the hell does"QMG 4 KGIQT UBYVY OEDNM RTUQ QMK UGURP" mean??"
"Hey, moron."
"Oh... hello?"
"What have you done to my minions? Are they brainwashed or something?"
"Minions! Attack them now!"
...
...
...
"We don't care for you anymore!"
Minions: GASP
"..."
"Who said that?"
"..."
Well it seems like one of the minions dishonored X, and that's never a good thing.
"Was it you?"
"No, master."
"..."
"This is embarrassing, moron."
"Shut up."
"Was it you?"
"N-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh"
X killed the minion who dishonored in a fraction of a picosecond.
"..."
".."
"What??"
"Nothing, nothing!"
"Well, it seems like with the prophecy I don't need you minions anymore."
"Listen! This planet is gonna explode soon if you don't give me back my key!"
"Uhmm that's false, big false, red x."
PROPHECY: WARNING: EARTH NUCLEAR CORE IS EXCEEDING SAFE TEMPERATURES, PLEASE USE THE POWER CORRECTLY, WRONG HANDS.
"Hold on, I thought I ripped that page out."
PROPHECY: WARNING: EARTH CRUST IS AT CRITICAL-
"There. Fixed."
"Hey, listen, it is great seeing you guys again, it seems like I'm a little bit low on a killing spree, so this works out perfect!"
PROPHECY: WARNING: EARTH NUCLEAR CORE IS EX-
"SHUT UP!"
"I think we're in big trouble soon."
"I'm done with being nice-"
"This place is gonna explode you idiot."
"It was, was gonna explode, but now it's already fixed.
TREMOR
"Made one tremor happen, just for old times sake."
TREMOR
"Two. One or two more tremors I made happen, just for fun."
"..."
PROPHECY: WARNING: NUCLEAR CORE EXCEEDING SAFE TEMPERATURES
"I'm letting them say it now, I'm not a monster."
"You know what just ignore what they're saying."
"Oh my god listen to its warnings you're so stupid."
"AGH GO AWAY!"
"AHH!"
The team got bounced back far away from X' location, and the minions stayed behind. More betrayal?
"We can still go back, it shouldn't be hard to stay alive long enough to find him."
"We've been sent to places so many times I hate it." Said Kai.
"Yes well it is what it is, I guess."
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...
...
"Why would you guys side with the hero's? World domination, remember! This is for us! Never do that again. But it doesn't matter because I was going to kill you guys anyways."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
X killed all of his minions and now it's just him vs the hero's.
...
...
...
TREMOR
TREMOR
"..."
"This is not good."
"So we have two options here. Go back to X and he will most definitely kill us."
"Option two stay here and do nothing and rot."
"Wait! I have an idea." Wide was excited.
"What idea?"
"I remember the prophecy, there's a whole sentence to destroy the prophecy itself, of course X would never say it for obvious reasons."
"Why didn't you tell us that before? That's useful."
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House of Baloo
HorrorSlad Stevenson is moving into a new house in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts after his old house burned down due to an electrical issue. He heard the house had been abandoned for years due to reports of a mysterious entity. Despite the potentia...
