Rick Sanchez x Fem!Reader

A Stressed Out Day | Lemon

"Ha! I beat all of you!" You excitedly announce. It was a Saturday night, which was always game night for the Smiths. Rick scuffs, "I let you win." (Which was probably true). "How do you always win!?" Morty exclaims. "I bet she was cheating off of grandpa Rick." Summer adds, immediately going back to her cell phone. "What!? I did not! Maybe I'm just better at this game than the rest of you." You say proudly. "Well, whether we are winning or losing, it's still fun playing with ya (Y/N)," Jerry says. "That's right," Beth chimes in, "It's always a pleasure having you play with us." You smile and blush a bit, "Aww, thanks guys~."

Rick groans and quickly takes your arm, "C'mon (Y/n), it's time to go." The family looked confused but was used to Rick taking you or Morty off somewhere at random times of the day. "What's wrong, Rick?" Jerry asks, "Are we spending too much time with your wife?" (Rick likes the idea of having two wives, so he didn't mind marrying you a few years back). Rick turns around, "No Jerry. She clearly won the game, so why would she have to stay? And don't act like you don't want to spend more time with her than you already do. She already has a fuck boy, and that's me, so stay out of this." Rick turns back and continues to lead you out to the garage.

Rick was not oblivious to the many times Jerry had tried to ask you out when he and Beth were separated. He knew that you refused each time and would never date an idiot like him, and Rick knew that you would never cheat on a god like himself. He was just tired of Jerry asking you to hang out and sneakily spending time with you by having these so-called "game nights'.

Rick closes and locks the garage door behind him, taking a deep sigh. "It's okay, Rick." You say, trying to comfort him. You get closer and hold his hands, looking him in the eyes, "Don't let that idiot stress you out." You kiss him on the cheek, making Rick smile, "I'm not worried about him baby~" You let go of his hands and turn to find something, "I know what will make you feel better." You rummage through the cabinets and find the leftover weed that was used back when you and Rick soul bonded with the slut dragons. Once you showed Rick the drugs, he grinned from ear to ear, "Oh hell yeah. You know exactly how to make me feel better, baby." He walks over and takes the joint that you were handing out to him, "And that's why I love you so fucking much."

The two of you light up the joints and start making ring shapes with the smoke. You and Rick always had fun making cool shapes with the smoke, sometimes having creativity battles with it. Rick slumps into his chair and sighs in satisfaction, feeling the drug coursing through his body. You walk over behind him and start messing with his soft, blue hair, making him feel like he was on cloud 9. "B- baby.. Come sit on... Daddy's lap~." You make your way around the chair and lightly sit on his lap, facing him. You looked into his eyes and saw they had already turned light blue and red. "Now pleasure me, you fucking... whore." You place your joint on the canister that was on the counter as Rick takes another big hit of his joint. As he releases the smoke, you quickly latch onto his neck, making him erotically moan.

"Oh FUCK!" His cheeks turn red as you begin sucking on his soft spot. As you gave his neck attention, your hands explored his body, moving slowly around each curve. After a minute or so, you kiss up his neck and latch onto his ear upon reaching it. You sucked the edges and made soft moans as you did so. Saliva now covering his ear and neck. "Oh, Master~" You moan in his ear, making a chill go down his spine. You kiss his warm cheeks and then his warm lips. Rick put his free arm around your torso as he kissed you back, moving back and forth in unison. After a few seconds, Rick slowly licks your lips, making your blood run cold, and your heart beat faster. You stuck your tongue out to meet his, and you backed away as he tried slithering inside your wet cavern. "Nah ah ah~ It's my turn to pleasure you~" You go back in and lick his bottom lip before sticking it inside your mouth and sucking on it, making him groan. You could feel a bulge growing underneath you, turning you on more than you already were.

Once you were done with his lip, you bit down on it a little hard, making him gasp. You took this opportunity and quickly slid your tongue into his saliva-filled mouth. As you dominated his cavern, there was an explosion of flavor, a burst of alcohol and weed mix, making him taste so delicious. When the two of you were running out of oxygen, you placed your tongue up against his and slowly exited his mouth, having a string of saliva be the last thing connecting the two of you. "Holy fuck (y/n)..." You kiss his saliva-covered lips and create a trail down to his collarbone. When reaching his blue shirt, you got up from his lap and rested on your knees. You raise his sweater up and begin where you left off, starting from the top of his chest down to his belt. You meet his gaze as you slowly lick the exposed skin above his waistband, making him blush and breathe heavier. You grab his belt and pull it down along with his tan pants, revealing his long erect dick.

You lightly grasp his dick and lick the pre-cum off the tip, making him moan. You could feel his dick throbbing inside your hand as you teased him with your saliva-covered tongue. After kissing and licking every inch of it, you slowly insert it inside your saliva-filled mouth, making Rick moan with pleasure. As you moved back and forth, you placed your hands on his thighs and looked him in the eyes, making him grow harder. After some time, you started to knead his genitals with one hand as the other went along with your mouth, pleasuring every part of him. He cursed and continued to hit his joint as you gave him an explosion of pleasure. To make things more interesting, you started to vibrate your mouth as you sucked on his throbbing dick, making him lose his fucking mind.

"Ack- (Y..Y/n) you're gonna make me fucking cum!" He quickly tosses his joint on the tray next to yours and places his hands on the back of your head, making you insert his dick further inside your mouth. You begin to choke on it, and as you do so, saliva starts to escape your mouth as he makes you seduce him faster. He moans your name as he begins to reach climax, "I'm going to cum all inside of that pretty mouth of yours, and you are going to swallow... Every bit of it!" As he reaches climax, he inserts himself one last time deep inside your throat. You could feel his warm cum fill up your mouth and easily travel down your throat. His cum was thick, and it tasted sweet, sweeter than any piece of candy. Once you swallowed every bit of cum you let go of his dick, catching your breath. After gaining back some oxygen, you cleaned him up by licking the tip and everywhere else that had cum on it.

"Holy fucking shit..." Rick says, still catching his breath, "That was the best blow job I have ever had." You smile and lift his pants back up, "Well, I'm glad that I could be of great service to the smartest man in the universe." You stand up and sweetly kiss him on the cheek, "It's late, so once you're done with your joint, come on to bed, okay? Even the smartest man in the universe needs his beauty sleep." Rick stands up and gives you a tight hug, "I love you so fucking much (Y/n)." You continue to smile, "I love you too so much Rick~ To the moon and beyond~."

- End!

I hope you enjoyed it! :D <3 I don't know anything about drugs so I hope I described it okay in the beginning ^^;