TBP chatfic (RECONTINUED)

Operation: Be A Woman(part 1)

TW: the grabber arabber brabber crabber drabber erabber frabber hrabber Irabber Jrabber Krabber Lrabber Mrabber Nrabber Orabber Prabber Qrabber Rrabber Srabber Trabber Urabber Vrabber Wrabber Xrabber Yrabber Zrabber

Billy: GUYS HELP!!!

Griffen: WHATS WRONG????

Robin: woah, I think he showed genuine worry there guys.

Vance: my mind rn: 🤯

Billy:IM PASSING OUT NEWS PAPERS AND THERES THIS CREEPY BLACK VAN FOLLOWING ME!!

Billy: THE SIDE SAYS ABRACADABRA

Griffen: ask to see a magic trick

Billy: GUYS HELP ITS FOLLOWING MEE

Bruce: for your funeral, can I make eggs?

Gwen: NO.

Donna: HELL NO

Billy: GUYS I THINK ITS THE GRABBER

Amy: the who now?

Vance: you mean that dude who supposedly took Buzz, Moose, Matty and Matt?

Finney: my bullies? Oh, I always thought that was Robin

Billy: our bullies.

Robin: I wish it was me.

Griffen:you wish you were a pedophile, rapist, murder and gay?

Robin: we'll I'm already one of those things

Finney: A PEDOPHILE?

Robin: NO MI AMOR

Finney: OH GOD, A RAPIST????

Robin: NO IM GAY!!

Finney: oh, ok then

Billy: IS NO ONE GONNA HELP ME? HES FOLLOWED ME DOWN THREE BLOCKS

Finney: GWEN, USE YOUR PAZAZZ TO MAKE HIM FOLLOW YOU!!

Gwen: wow, you're a great brother.

Finney: thank you, ANYWAYS GO SAVE BILLY!

Gwen: you think I have that rizz?

Gwen: he won't go for me anyways

Finney: why??

Gwen: I'm a girl

Amy: yess queen

Donna: Girl Power

Gwen: feminism

Robin: so, hypothetically, if we all became woman, we would be safe?

Gwen: pretty much yeah,

Vance: wow, for once, Robin had a good idea

Finney: good job honey

Griffen: yuck.

Bruce: IM NOT GOING BACK TO WOMAN HOOD

Amy: then I guess you'll just die.

Bruce: screw you Amy

Amy: At least I'm not trynna sacrifice you to satan. I mean the Grabber or whatever is name is.

Finney: I feel like thats targeted towards me

Amy: it was.

Billy: STILL GETTING CHASED

Billy: IM PEDALING SO FAST JIMMY CANT KEEP UP

Vance: I'll bait him

Bruce: no.

Vance: why not? I'm so hot, he'll have to chase me!!

Bruce: yes, im sure he will...

Vance: you mean he won't?

Bruce: no, he totally will...

Vance: actually, according to my book, published and written by Vance Hopper (aka me), titled "The Bruce Yamada Ways". It talks about what it means with periods, aka, dots:
No dots: you're just talking
One dot: you're pissed(usually at me)
Two dots: you're confused
Three dots: you're lying to me

Bruce: you wrote a book about me??

Griffen: if that's not love, idk what is.

Vance: so am I not good looking?

Bruce: no you are...

Vance: BRUCE

Bruce: shit.

Vance: NOW YOURE MAD??

Finney: so Robin, When Are you gonna write a book about me?

Robin: Finney, you and me both know, I've never been within a 200 foot radius of a book..

Gwen: it's true, the first time he came over, Finney threw every book he had out of his bedroom window

Robin: he's not fixing my problem.

Griffen: is my boyfriend still alive??

Billy: yes

Griffen: Good

Billy: STILL GETTING CHASED THO

Griffen: ok fuck, guys, i know some of us *cough cough* Bruce *cough cough* don't wanna do it, but we gotta become woman.

Donna: DOES THIS MEAN????

Amy: OMG YESSS FINALLY!!!!!

Gwen: OUR TIME HAS COME LADIES!!

Finney: what??

Gwen: makeover time bitches.

Griffen: ok Yeah, but who's gonna go get Billy?

Amy: idk, you? He's your man

Griffen: that's the problem, I'm a man

Donna: FINE ILL GET HIM!

*Donna gets Billy somewhere safe(idk man I'm lazy)*

Donna: alright, we need to make y'all woman.

Amy: this is an operation people!

Gwen: operation: Be A Woman, is a go

Part two will prolly be out in a few days
Word count: 635