Ship: Hagekuron (Yasuhiro Hagakure x Leon Kuwata)
Requester: None!
Trigger warnings: None!
Genre: Drabble
Word count: .4k
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Once upon a comically eventful day at Hope's Peak Academy, Leon Kuwata, the Ultimate Baseball Star, and Yasuhiro Hagakure, the Ultimate Clairvoyant, decided to try their hands at cooking. The two friends were feeling adventurous and wanted to surprise their classmates with a delicious homemade meal.
As they entered the kitchen, Leon couldn't help but boast, "Yo, Hagekure, prepare yourself for the most epic meal ever! We're gonna whip up something legendary!"
Yasuhiro grinned back, his signature bandana askew, and replied, "Dude, you know it! My psychic powers are gonna make sure this food is out of this world!"
Together, they set to work, enthusiastically following a recipe they found online. However, their overconfidence and lack of cooking experience quickly turned the kitchen into a chaotic battleground. They tossed ingredients carelessly, mixed flavors haphazardly, and struggled to operate the stove.
The first attempt was a pasta dish. Leon decided to make his legendary "Grand Slam Spaghetti Surprise," where he combined spaghetti, hotdogs, chocolate chips, and ketchup. Meanwhile, Yasuhiro thought his "Psychic's Potluck Pasta" would be a hit, with ingredients ranging from ramen noodles to pickles and soy sauce.
As they simmered their creations, the kitchen began to fill with an interesting combination of smells. But neither of them noticed, too engrossed in their cooking rivalry.
When it was time to taste their masterpieces, they eagerly grabbed their respective dishes, presenting them to each other with beaming smiles. They exchanged glances, nodded in mutual encouragement, and simultaneously took a big bite of each other's creations.
Leon's face contorted in horror as he managed to choke out, "This... this is not what I expected."
Yasuhiro, equally appalled, replied, "Yeah, man, I don't think my psychic powers saw this coming."
Unbeknownst to them, smoke had begun to fill the kitchen as their culinary concoctions turned into unrecognizable disasters. Suddenly, the fire alarm blared loudly, and the sprinklers activated, dousing the kitchen in water.
As their classmates rushed into the kitchen, they were greeted by a hilarious sight: Leon and Yasuhiro standing amidst the culinary chaos, soaked from head to toe, with their "creations" in their hands.
Byakuya Togami, the Ultimate Affluent Prodigy, couldn't help but chuckle as he remarked, "I see the Ultimate Chef titles are safe for now."
Celestia Ludenberg, the Ultimate Gambler, added with a sly grin, "Indeed, their talents lie elsewhere, it seems."
And so, Leon and Yasuhiro's kitchen adventure became a legendary tale at Hope's Peak Academy. Though their cooking skills left much to be desired, their friendship and comedic antics brought laughter and joy to their fellow students for days to come. From that day forward, Leon and Yasuhiro knew they were better off leaving the culinary arts to the experts and focused on their own remarkable talents.
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