(mostly Touya and Taiyou)
Taiyou: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Touya: That's why I carry two swords.
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Taiyou: So that’s my plan.
Touya: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Taiyou: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Touya: It fuddging sucks.
Taiyou: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Taiyou: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Touya: Okay.
Taiyou: And make out during the scary parts.
Touya: Th-
Touya: The scary parts.
Touya: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
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Touya: Your an idiot
Taiyou: I'm your idiot Forever
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Taiyou: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Touya: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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*Taiyou and Touya skipping stones on lake*
Taiyou : It’s such a beautiful evening.
Touya, whispering: Take that you fu***ing lake
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Touya: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Touya: i became more evil if you’re curious
Taiyou: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Touya : i’m going to get worse on purpose
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Taiyou : What is your biggest weakness?
Touya: I can be uncooperative.
Taiyou : Okay, can you give me an example?
Touya: No.
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Taiyou : How do I deal with my enemies?
Touya: Kill them
Taiyou : That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Touya: Kill them only a little?
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Konoha: Do you take constructive criticism?
Mina: I only take cash or credit.
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Taiyou : I don’t do relationships.
Touya: *exists*
Taiyou : sh-
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Konoha: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Mina: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Konoha: You love me, right, Mina?
Mina: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Touya: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Taiyou: What?
Touya: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU
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