Konoha: Is something burning?
Mina: Just my love for you.
Konoha: Mina , the toaster is on fire.
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Taiyou: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Touya: Killed without hesitation.
Taiyou: No.
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Taiyou: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Touya: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Touya: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Taiyou: Oh, you’ve been?
Touya: Once. In Monopoly.
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Taiyou: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with illegal hacking?
Touya: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Touya: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Taiyou: How can you still say that?
Touya: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Touya, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Taiyou.
Taiyou: How did you do that without turning around?
Touya: ... To be perfectly honest, the first
couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Taiyou: Violence isn't the answer.
Touya: You’re right
Taiyou: *sighs in relief*
Touya: Violence is the question.
Taiyou: What?
Touya, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Taiyou, running after him: NO-
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Touya: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Taiyou: Twelve, actually.
Touya: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Taiyou: Yours!
Touya: That's right: no one's.
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Taiyou: Do you take constructive criticism?
Touya: I only take cash or credit.
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Taiyou's dad: I know you snuck out last night, Taiyou
Touya: Play dumb!
Taiyou: Who's Taiyou?
Touya: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Taiyou, trying to ask Touya out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Taiyou's dad: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Taiyou: If Touya and I were drowning, who would you save?
Taiyou's dad: You two can’t swim?
Touya: It’s a hypothetical question, Mr. Tsukuba! who would you save?
Taiyou's dad: my time and effort.
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Mina: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Konoha: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Mina: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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Mina: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Konoha: Mina, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumba-
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Mina: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Konoha: Oh, I’m always running
Konoha: The question is from what
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Mina: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]
Konoha: What's that?
Mina: Remorse code.
Konoha: I'm even angrier now.
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