the orbital children incorrect quotes

Incorrect quotes #3

(Mayor sagami is Touya's uncle btw)
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Touya: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Taiyou: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Touya: Absolutely not.
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Mina: So what’s for dinner?
Konoha , staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Mina: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Hiroshi: Really? Name one law
Mina: Don't kill people?
Hiroshi: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Touya: Good morning.
Konoha: Good morning.
Taiyou: Good morning.
Mina: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Hiroshi: MORNING MOTHERFU-
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Touy: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Konoha: Several traffic violations.
Taiyou: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Mina: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Hiroshi: Also, that’s not our car.
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Touya: You kidnapped Konoha ? That’s illegal!
Taiyou: But Touya , what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Konoha , or destroying our dreams?
Touya: Kidnapping Konoha , Taiyou!!!
Mina: Touya , listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!
Touya: What, to kidnap people?!?!
Mina: To work together!
Touya: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Hiroshi: Touya , we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.
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Touya: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Taiyo: Have everyone stand.
Konoha: Bring three more chairs!
Mina: The most important ones can sit down.
Nasa: Kill three.
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Touya: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Taiyo: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Konoha: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Mina: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Hiroshi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Nasa:
Nasa: I have emotional scars.
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mayor sagami: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Nasa:
Nasa: Mayor sagami, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Mayor sagami: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Mayor sagami: You know those things will kill you, right?
Nasa, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Touya, “smoking” a pixy stick: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Taiyou: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Taiyou: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Touya, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Taiyou: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Touya: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Taiyou:
Taiyou: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Taiyou: Okay, truth or dare?
Touya: Truth
Taiyou: How many hours have you slept this week?
Touya:
Touya: ...Dare
Taiyou: Go to bed.
Touya: I don’t like this game.