WE DID IT, WE GOT A LIVE ONE! HELL YEAH! WE GOT A LIVE SPECIMEN!
This is Dr Flint, recording from the observation tank in sector ■■■■. We captured a live specimen, currently being held in ■■■■■■■.
We've tried to acquire a living creature for a while now, but they seem to have a self-destruct mechanism in the case of capture. The specimen in containment never activated such a mechanism.
Now, with permission from Mr Garret and Dr ■■■■■■■, we shall commence with regulated testing tomorrow.
This is a tremendous day for science!
Dr Alpine Flint, signing off
