We have retrieved a set of tapes from a reporters house who encountered the false humans firsthand. The whereabouts of Mr Finn McElroy (24 year old, Caucasian, male) are not yet known. last known location: upstairs bedroom, 326 north park ave.
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This is Finnegan McElroy, coming at you again from my indoor reporting set because the military issued a lockdown warning
"If you hear knocking or screaming at your door, get as far from any windows as possible and don't make your presence known."
Whatever the fuck that means. Besides there's people out there now. I can see them walk by every so often. What I think is someone hacked the emergency broadcast channel and are playing us big time
Oh, would you look at that, Mr Fetner just came out to get his mail. See listeners, everything is fine. The broadcasts were probably fake after all
Ah, how nice. This dude out there's gonna help Mr. Fetner carry his mail. Ya know, it's good to see some people are so nic - HOLY SHIT, HES EATING MR FETNER! WHAT THE FU————————
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The government denies all association with the emergency broadcast. We have started a search to find what sent the warning and why. If you have seen this broadcast, do not listen. It is spreading lies. It does not know what it is talking about. If you hear knocking, let them in. They need help
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