The Girl Next Door (A One Direction Fan Fiction)

INTERVIEWS! Part 3!

Hai hai hai :)

I'm BACK! So, in mere hours of posting the previous chapter I had TONS of questions that should make quite an interesting interview session ;)

Soooo, here we go!

~Sydney

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Hello! And welcome back to the Sydney I-Don't-Want-To-Know-Your-Last-Name-So-Why-Should-You-Want-To-Know-Mine Show!

I'm your host, Sydney! *Waits for moment* Alright, alright, calm down, no need to fangirl so loudly, it's only me! *winks*

Today, we- once again- have the honor to interview the cast of THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!

Hello everyone... and Louis.


Louis: HEY! *pouts*

*Rolls eyes*

Louis: You're mean.

Never said I wasn't...

Zayn: I like her already.

AW, ZAYNIE POO! STAHP IT. YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH.

Zayn: I take that back.

-__________________- NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Nikki: What does soup have to do with anything? O.o

THE SOUP NAZI. (A/N: Check out the youtube video on the side xD I FRICKIN LOVE THE SOUP NAZI.)

Harry: I think she has ADHD.

Harold, that hurts.

Liam: HARRY YOU HURT SYDNEY'S FEELINGS. APOLOGIZE. NOW.

Aw! Leelee! I wuvs you, you do know that right?

Liam: Wait a minute. I know you from somewhere... aren't you that chick who broke into my hotel ro-

I DID NOT BREAK IN. I SIMPLY FELL THROUGH THE WINDOW.

Liam: ON THE TOP FLOOR OF A FIFTY STORY BUILDING... YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT.

ONLY BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

Everyone: *Snickers*

Liam: I need better security.

OKAY. YOU DO THAT AND I GET PAUL.

Paul: Jesus Christ...

Niall: Why don't we just get onto the questions, shall we?

GREAT IDEA NIALL.

Okay, the first question comes from Monty123, and it is for Nikki:

"If you could make your own cupcake flavor, what would it be?"

Nikki: Hmmm... I think I'd probably make it a green pepper flavor... or nutella... but not together. That would be nasty.

Actually, I'd try that.

Nikki: Yeah, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't either...

Niall: I don't care as long as it's a cupcake and there's Nutella somewhere.

Next set of questions is from megster1023, and she asks Nikki:

"What is your favorite kind of cheese?"

Nikki: Probably cheddar... or string cheese! String cheese is good.

Harry: I like string cheese.

Louis: String cheese is quite tasty.

Niall: Dammit, now I want string cheese.

I thought you wanted a cupcake and nutella?

Niall: DAMMIT. NOW I WANT IT ALL SCREW YOU SYDNEY. SCREW. YOU.

*laughs* Okay then, she also asks Louis:

"Do you prefer baby carrots or larger ones?"

Louis: We're talking about the food carrots right? Like the edible kind?

What on earth did you think we'd be talking about...

Louis: I dunno... I thought it was code for something else I guess...

Harry: HAHA. PENIS JOKES.

O_____________o

Louis: Okay, well... It all depends on where the carrots come from. Like I only like larger carrots when they are exactly seven and a half inches long and were harvested at sunset on the second Monday of any month in the year.

Wut.

Louis: But I also only like baby carrots when they were rinsed in cold water at exactly nineteen degrees Celsius. If they weren't, or if that's not possible at the precise time or location, then I only like my baby carrots if they are exactly four centimeters in circumference.

Wut

Paul: Wut.

Nikki: Wut.

Liam: Wut.

Niall: Wut.

Zayn: Wut.

Harry: What. (A/N: He talks slower so I wrote it that way.)

McKenna: Wut.

Zach: Wut.

Sophia: Wut.

Zac Efron: Wut.

Cinderella: Wut.

Britney Spears: Wut.

Michael Jackson: Wut.

Louis: What?

MOVING ON.

She also asks Harry:

"Can I have some of your gravy?"

Harry: At least she doesn't want me to sit on her face like that one nine year old said...

That was hilarious!

Harry: I felt like a pedophile...

Still... it was hilarious! Now answer the question.

Harry: Sure... I guess... wait... did she mean in like a dirty way?

Um... I dunno actually... I guess she could mean like the gravy you made on the X Factor...

Harry: Oh! Well in that case, of course, love! I can totally get you some of that gravy! *Smiles innocently*

You're such a cupcake.

Niall: JESUS CHRIST. STOP TALKING ABOUT CUPCAKES. SCREW YOU SYDNEY. SCREW. YOU.

O________o

Anyways, Niall, she also asks you:

"Niall, would you like some nutella?"

Niall: GODDAMMIT. WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT NUTELLA AND CUPCAKES. JESUS CHRIST.

Bro, chill. It was a simple question.

Niall: Well now that I want it, yes. Yes, I would most definetly like some nutella thank you very much.

Oh wait, she has one condition, you must share it with Nikki.

Nikki: Nikki don't share.

Niall: That's my girl! *highfives Nikki* Wait... you wouldn't share even with me?

Nikki: Well since you put it that way...

Niall: *Smiles eagerly*

Nikki: Still a no.

Niall: -_____-

Nikki: *Smiles*

Alright then, Clio0811 asks Niall and Nikki:

"If you had children, what would you name them?"

Louis: Obviously they'd name the first born Louis. Even if it's a girl. Her name will be Louis.

Zayn: I'm pretty sure they'd name their children after me.

Harry: No, it's most definitely going to be me.

Liam: Sorry to break it to you, but they're going to be named after me.

McKenna: Nope. The first daughter will be named McKenna. Just because I'm just that awesome.

Niall: Actually, I don't think we really were going to plan that far ahead...

Nikki: I like the names Ethan for a boy and Mia for a girl.

Awww! Those are such cute names!

Niall: I actually quite like them.

ADORABLE NIKALL MOMENT.

Louis: But one of them is going to be named Louis right?

Harry: No, it'll be Harry.

Liam: Nope. It's Liam.

Zayn: Sorry, but it'll be Zayn.

McKenna: I think we all know it'll be McKenna.

Paul: I like the name Allison.

Everyone: O__________________o

Okay then... vlopez0908 asks Nikki:

"Do you find it hard spending alot of time without your best friends and boyfriend?"

McKenna: EXCUSAY MOI?! I HAPPEN TO BE ALIVE.

Nikki: Well, it could've been worse I guess, I missed them like mad, sure. But it wasn't all that bad. I got to spend tons of quality time with McKenna so that was rather nice. *Shrugs*

McKenna: I luff you. *hugs Nikki*

Nikki: I luff you too! *hugs back*

Louis: And I love you! *hugs Sydney*

GET OFF. NOW. I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY. AND DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOUR BODY STRUCTURE IS THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF STRENGTH AND GENTLENESS THAT I WON'T SPRAY YOU. Liam however... *turns head and winks at Liam* You sir, can hug me anytime.

Liam: O__________o

Louis: *Pouts and releases Sydney*

Good. Thank you.

The next question is from NutellaRocks-

Niall: AGAIN. WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE AND NUTELLA.

Hey, we could be talking about oreos. Would you prefer that?

Niall: Now I want oreos. I hate you.

Anyways, she asks Nikki:

"Do you like Sleeping With Sirens? If so, what's your favorite song?"

Nikki: Good question! Okay, I don't listen to them all the time and I don't know all of their songs, but judging from the songs I have heard, I personally like the acoustic version of All My Heart. It's just a beautiful song. I honestly prefer music where the vocals outpower the guitar and the lyrics actually mean something, so I absolutely love acoustic versions of their songs.

Nice answer Nikki!

Nikki: *Bows*

The next questions are from Reader116 and she asks Louis:

"Really, what's with you and carrots?"

Louis: That answer can not simply be answered in this time interval of an interview, so I suggest that we not even attempt to explain.

Alright... Next question is for Harry:

"What's your favorite Hogwarts House from Harry Potter?"

Harry: Hmmm... Well considering the fact that I have green eyes, dark hair, and am named Harry just like Harry Potter, I'm going to have to say Gryffindor.

NICE! Okay, Nikki's turn!

"What's your favorite math problem?"

Nikki: Well this is just off of the top of my head, but one of my favorite math problems I've had recently in advanced algebra is probably 'If the number eighty-six in base ten is represented as three-hundred-twenty-one in base B, what is the base-ten representation of the number one-hundred-twenty-three in base B?'

*everyone's jaws drop*

Nikki: What?

*Blinks slowly* Alright then, I'm not even going to bother commenting on that answer... the next question is for Paul.

Paul: ...

Don't worry! It's not scary!

"Do you like oreos? Cookie or cream?"

Paul: I do like Oreos quite a bit actually. Um, I'd have to say cookies.

Niall: WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT FOOD I WANT. SCREW YOU SYDNEY.

Liam: You said screw you to Sydney like three times in this one interview. Apologize.

Niall: *mumbles* Sorry.

Mmmhmmm... Next question is for Zayn:

"What kind of animal would you say you were?"


Zayn: Probably a jaguar... or a puma. Yeah... pumas are cool.

Sweet. Next question is for Liam:

"Do you enjoy the internet? What's your favorite website?"

Liam: What kind of question is that? My life basically revolves around the internet. Favorite website... oh God... I'd probably have to say Twitter because I get to interact with fans who may not get the chance to meet us.

That is one of the millions of reasons why I love you Leelee. You're so deep.

*Everyone stares at Sydney*

What? Next question is for Niall:

"What's the sun's mass?"

Niall: Dafuq kind of question is that.

Nikki: OOH! I KNOW THIS ONE.

Good for you, Nikki. Next question is for-

Nikki: BUT I DIDN'T GET TO TELL YOU THE MASS-

WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME.

Nikki: IT WON'T TAKE LONG.

WE ARE ON A TIME LIMIT AND THERE ARE MANY MORE QUESTIONS. NOW SILENCE.

Nikki: *Pouts* Why do we even agree to these interviews?

BECAUSE I AM THE REASON WHY YOU EVEN ARE ANYWHERE NICOLET LYNLEE BECKINRIDGE. MIGHT I REMIND YOU THAT I AM YOUR CREATOR.

Nikki: -.-

I win. Next question is for McKenna:

"Who out of Louis' sisters is your favorite?"

McKenna: I like Lottie because she posted the picture of Louis on his sugar rush. That was awesome. *high fives Lottie*

Next question is for... ME-


Zayn: But isn't this an interview for the cast of The Girl Next Door?

I AM YOUR CREATOR. I AM A PART OF THIS JUST AS MUCH AS YOU. I CAN MAKE YOU WEAR A FRICKIN GIRAFFE SUIT IF I WANTED.

Zayn: Wha-

*snaps fingers and Zayn is suddenly wearing a giraffe suit*

Niall: OH! I LOVE GIRAFFES. THEY'RE SO TALL. IF I WERE A GIRAFFE, THAT'D MEAN THAT I'D BE TALL.

Zayn: -_______________-

Okay, you gotta admit, you're frickin adorable in that giraffe costume.

Anywho, I FINALLY GET A FRICKIN QUESTION. OKAY. READER116, I OFFICIALLY LUFFS YOU. OKAY? OKAY. She asks:

"Sydster- oh that's your nickname now- what kind of color would you eat if colors were edible?"

Now, that's deep. Hm... I dunno why, but I think that blue would be damn good. Like that dark blue... LIKE JELLO. THAT SHIT IS DELICIOUS.

Niall: JESUS CHRIST. NOW I WANT JELLO.

Sucks to be you. *smiles evilly*

Okay, next question is from ILYBOOBEAR:

"Liam, why are you afraid of spoons?"

Liam: Because they're traumatizing. TRAUMATIZING I TELL YOU. THEY'RE UTENSILS CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF.

o____________________O Bro, chill. It's just a question.

The next set of questions is from LordOfThePoptarts-

Niall: I WANT POPTARTS.

WELL THAT'S JUST TOO BAD. She asks Niall:

"Do you think all Irish people are leprechauns in disguise and if so, do you have magical powers?"

Niall: Well DUH, we're awesome. We're definitely leprechauns in disguise and we totally have magical powers.

Nikki: So like that Lucky Charms guy? I have Lucky Charms pajamas!

Niall: Yes Nikki, just like the lucky charms guy.

Louis: HE'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS.

Harry: YEAH! PENIS JOKES... AGAIN!

*facepalms* Next question is for Nikki:

"Do you believe in the existence of unicorns? If so, why?"

Nikki: Uh... duh. I personally think that if rhinoceroses had the right diet and lost weight, they'd be revealed as unicorns and unleash their magical, mystical ways.

Not bad... Next question is for Liam:

"Do you think turtles can run? Answer wisely."

Liam: Well they obviously can't, because if they could, my turtle wouldn't have lost a foot. He could've ran away to protect himself.

But maybe he lost it by running too fast.

Liam: But- That doesn't... Oh never mind.

*Smiles* I love you Leelee. Okay next question is for Harry:

"Would you rather only be able to be around cats for the rest of your life or never be able to have contact with cats or cat related items again?"

Harry: As sad as this sounds, I'd much rather never see a cat again than to be surrounded by them all the time. *Shrugs*

*Gasps* BUT HARRY. WHAT ABOUT MOLLY- er- DUSTY... Whatever the cat's name is.

Harry: Well I wouldn't want to give up cats, I just wouldn't want to give up people either. I'd get bored.

Okay, I can see that. Next question is for Louis!

"If you were a superhero, would you wanna be superman or someone completely different?"

Louis: I already am Superman.


... Alright. Last question from her is to Zayn:

"Would you go pranking with me?"

Zayn: Only if it were to prank Sydney. *smiles evilly*

*snickers* I'm sorry, but I can't take you seriously with that giraffe suit on.

Louis: OOH! Give him a top hat! All giraffes need a top hat.

*Snaps fingers and gives Zayn a top hat.*

Zayn: I hate you.

You bad bro?

McKenna: That's an overused internet quote. Please. Stahp.

-___________________-

Niall: I WANT MY CUPCAKE.

Louis: CARRROTS.

Zayn: HOW DO I GET THIS SUIT OFF. IT WON'T COME OFF.

McKenna: I luffs you Nikki.

Nikki: I luffs you too.

Liam: ... But how did my turtle lose a foot?

Paul: I need a new job.

Harry: YEAH! PENIS JOKES.

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A/N: YOU GUYS HAVE NO FRICKIN IDEA HOW MUCH FUN THIS WAS. OMFG :') I LUFF THIS INTERVIEW SO MUCH. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

I just miss writing for the sake of writing. Not always wanting to be correct in grammar and editing everything so it makes sense. I miss that, and interviews let me write how I want without making myself look clueless when it comes to grammar :)

I luff this so much :)

I luff you all so much.

I'll be your guys' Nikki if you're my McKenna :)

I would trade in Niall for McKenna but that would make it like we're in a relationship xD That'd be awkward :')

Oh God, I luff you all so much :)