Kakashi Hatake x oc (Shay)

The Akatsuki

Kakashi:what... The hell is wrong with me... I literally ejaculated in my sleep infront of Shay... My Fucking crush

Shay:i went downstairs a little while later and looked around... I didn't see Kakashi "Kakashi where are you!!"

Kakashi:"i-i am in the bathroom s-shay"

Shay:"oh. Uh i am going out for a while i might come a little late"

Kakashi:"uh but why, where... And you haven't even eaten anything"

Shay:god there is that father voice "why... Uh to be honest to make this situation a little less awkward, where... To...um... Some friends hideou- um... House..... and.. yeah i haven't eaten anything"

Kakashi:"ok.. but i can cook something for you"

Shay: "actually, no need Kakashi I'll be fine and i know what your thinking, i am not leaving because of what happened today morning ok.. it's not like that at all"

Kakashi: "thank you for making that clear"

Shay:"yeah... And Kakashi don't you have to go to the memorial stone and then train your students it's already 7:30am"

Kakashi:"oh.."

Shay: "alright then, I'll get going bye"

Kakashi:i waited till she left and opened the bathroom door "wonder where she is going"

Scenery skip (idk if that's a thing or not but yeah sure)~~

Shay:let's go to my 'friends house' then,.... i moved towards the Akatsuki hideout (yeah you heard it) my ankle still hurts a little and i still have my bandages on,... their probably going to laugh at this...... I activated my three tomoe sharingan i always do when i'am travelling. me, Itachi and Sasuke are the last of the living uchiha blooded
Whew, finally their hideout is so weird.... Inside a fucking boulder "hey akatsuki" the boulder opened and a kunai launched at me i easily doged it because of the sharingan "your way of welcoming guests is pretty admirable"

Pein:"we never know who's at the other side if it's a normal person then they wil-"

Shay:i went past him and into the hideout all the Akatsuki were in the living room doing there own thing

Pein:i furrowed my eyebrows "are you even listening"

Shay:"......oh did you say something Nagato"

Pein:"no, forget it"

Hidan:"hey bitch!!" I said with grin

Shay:"hey dumb fuck!!" I replied with the same sarcasm

Konan:"hey there Shay.... are you alright you have bandages all around"

Shay:"yeah, was out on a s-rank mission"

Hidan:"so you got your ass kicked"

Deidara:"did you complete it"

Shay:"hmm..." i said and went to the couch to sit on the right of Itachi and Kisame "Itachi your brother is so emo"

Itachi:"i know.. whose team is he in"

Shay:"in Kakashi's team along with haruno Sakura and uzumaki Naruto, the boy with the nine tails, oh and Sakura loves Sasuke"

Itachi: "Sakura?.... Does Sasuke love her back"

Shay:"uhh.......not really, actually not at all"

Itachi:"knew it"

Sasori:"so.... Why are you here"

Shay: "oh wait let me think up an excuse....umm.... Just cause i wanted to"

Sasori:"brat..." I whispered underneath my breath cause she will cause the 4th shinobi war if she heard that