How to be a flawless bitch and make all other hoes irrelevant

10 rules to understanding guys

I decided to start with 10 rules for understanding guys, for the reason that you want to comprehend the opposite sexe (or your own). To become a bitch master.

So let's cut to the chase

1. Don't chase a guy, if he wanted you he would make it work. If you keep trying to hard you will come off as desperate and annoying. This would lead to him ignoring you!

2. If a guy texts you it is for these five reasons:

- His gaming system is broken, so he has nothing else to do.

- His game is loading and he is bored while waiting (that moment when he stops talking to you his game is loaded)

- He likes you. (as a friend or more)

- He's gay (but you probably already know that, if it's questionable, grow pairs be a bitch for once and ask. If he's offended sucks to be him)

- Last but not least, if a guy texts you no stop about sex but shows no interest in a further romantic relationship. That guy is just wants to fuck you.

3. Don't assume that a guy likes you just because he flirts. Most of time, he is just being flirty with you while he is waiting for another girl.

4. The mind of a male is under developped, understanding his mind is quite complexe in the romance area. But having him understanding yours is very simple.

5. Be straight up with him. A lot of guys don't like mind games like you, so get straight to the point. If you are in this kind position, tell him how you feel, you're a bitch in training so tell him. You're a teen or older it's not about games anymore. ( You can play hard to get but not games).

6. Make up your mind, you like or you don't. If you're not sure go and make a nutella sandwich.

7. Don't fake or lie to impress him.

8. Don't be jelous if he talks to another girl, he was probably just being friendly.

9. If a guy is willing to fucking drive to your house late at night and you're not close to being or in a relationship. He is not spending money on gas to watch a movie. (he wants the V or the D)

10. Guys are not like a lot girls, he will not say he is in love with you after two minutes of knowing you. So chill the fuck out and don't become obessesively addict to him.

That's the basics of understanding the male mind. Next chapter the understanding of the female mind.

Ciao for now my lovely bitches in trainning,

xoxo Jenny

P.S: This week assignment is to comment about something you love or hate about guys.... If you are a guy write something girls misunderstand with you.