Chapter 57 Pig Farm, Emoticons

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The three of them played Landlords all afternoon, and Tang Xue only lost two games, both of which were lost when Li Yubing was the landlord. Li Yubing drew two small mustaches on her face.

    Li Yubing had delicate eyeliner drawn by her. She painted it many times, the tail of the eyeliner was elongated and raised, and Li Yubing's originally handsome eyes were modified to be charming and moving.

    He blinked Chu slightly, then slowly glanced at Tang Xue.

    Captivate the soul, captivate the country and the city.

    Hehe——

    Tang Xue exaggeratedly covered her heart, "Tsk tsk tsk, what a monster."

    Li Yubing didn't hold back, and smiled.

    Liao Zhenyu approached with a grin, begging for compliments, "Boss, what about me?"

    "You're a monster."

    "...QAQ"

    Liao Zhenyu took a selfie in the mirror, saddened.

    In fact, his appearance should not be blamed for this matter. You have to know that there are so many evils on his face, most of them were drawn by Li Yubing. At the beginning, Li Yubing helped Tang Xue draw eyeliner for Liao Zhenyu, but the problem is that Li Yubing, as a straight man, even draws eyeliner. It is straight, one by one, sticking to the eyelids like withered grass. This style of painting reminds Liao Zhenyu of drawing the sun when he was a child, and he also used straight lines to emphasize the brightness.

    Later, Li Yubing let himself go without eyeliner, and drew a bicycle on the left side of his face.

    one! since! OK! car!

    How many games did he lose... ┬┬┬┬Liao

    Zhenyu was hit hard and remained silent.

    Tang Xue said: "Victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. I will treat you to dinner."

    Liao Zhenyu cheered up: "Oh? Boss, what do you want to treat us to?"

    "That depends on what is in our refrigerator."

    Liao Zhenyu silently swallowed back the wishful thinking of "I want to eat seafood buffet".

    Tangxue went to the kitchen to check, and there were quite a lot of things in the refrigerator.

    Liao Zhenyu followed Tang Xue, watching her open the refrigerator door to check things, looking very professional.

    Li Yubing leaned against the kitchen door with folded arms, watching them with a surveillance attitude. He was tall, with a fair face and monstrous eyeliner. When he looked down at people with such a deadpan expression, he had the aura of a queen.

    Tang Xue held the potato in her hand, glanced at Li Yubing, and said, "Li Yubing, you look like Dongfang Bubai now."

    Li Yubing's face turned dark when he thought of the missing item on Dongfang Bubai.

    Liao Zhenyu asked Tangxue: "Boss, do you know how to cook?"

    "Just kidding," Tangxue pointed to the full refrigerator, "I can cook everything in this refrigerator."

    "So good?" Liao Zhenyu stood up in awe Respectfully.

    "Of course. Go, bring me the Qibao Linglong Hot Pot."

    Liao Zhenyu: ... I believe your evil!

    Li Yubing crossed his arms to see how happy the two mentally handicapped children were, and at the end he twitched the corner of his mouth lightly. Although he was very contemptuous, he still couldn't help chuckling.

    ...

    The bottom ingredients and seasonings for the hot pot are all ready-made. In addition to the vegetables in the fresh-keeping layer, Tangxue also found fish balls, beef balls, lamb slices, and frozen sea prawns as long as the palm of your hand. After messing with the dishes, they gathered around the dining table and started.

    The three of them had a lot of food, and they ate while fishing in the steaming heat. The dishes on the table were decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye. Liao Zhenyu ate and ate, looked up at the hot scene, and suddenly burst out laughing.

    Tang Xue was puzzled: "What are you laughing at?"

    "I just suddenly thought of visiting a pig farm when I was in elementary school."

    Both Tang Xue and Li Yubing looked at him silently without speaking.

    Liao Zhenyu also felt that his association was inappropriate, coughed awkwardly, and asked casually, "Boss, have you visited

    the chicken farm?" Li Yubing said.

    "Oh? Is it fun?"

    "It's okay. After you came back, your boss did something more fun than the chicken farm."

    Liao Zhenyu asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

    Li Yubing was about to speak when Tang Xue quickly raised his hand Hit him with chopsticks: "Don't tell me!"

    He smiled and leaned back to hide from her. When she took back the chopsticks, he sat up straight and pretended to speak again, but she continued to hit him with the chopsticks.

    Liao Zhenyu was dying of curiosity, "What the hell is going on? Please stop playing, I'm going blind! Can you tell me before I lose my sight..."

    Unfortunately, Liao Zhenyu's wish was not fulfilled. Li Yubing finally succumbed to Tang Xue's lust, didn't say anything, just handed her an egg with a smile.

    Tang Xue kicked him under the table.

    Liao Zhenyu sighed, bowed his head and sent a message to Xia Menghuan.

    Liao Zhenyu: What are you doing?

    Xia Menghuan: Eating, watching TV, what's wrong?

    Liao Zhenyu: I kind of need you right now. 【Lit Cigarettes in Vicissitudes.jpg】

    Xia Menghuan: Liao Zhenyu, did you enter the police station and need someone to rescue you? Tell me, what kind of pornography, gambling and drugs have you been involved in?

    Liao Zhenyu: ...So you miss me so much!

    Xia Menghuan: Then why do you need me?

    Liao Zhenyu: Did you know that my boss was targeted by a charlatan.

    Xia Menghuan: Is it Li Yubing?

    Liao Zhenyu: bingo

    Xia Menghuan: Oh, I'm still pregnant with the king's child!

    Liao Zhenyu burst into sweat, and almost forgot that Xia Menghuan was also a top student at the Drama Academy, and after graduation, he went to the Hooligan Academy as a doctoral advisor. He is really in a hurry to go to the doctor...

    Xia Menghuan: I want to see how those demon concubines outside confuse the king.

    Liao Zhenyu: ...

    Xia Menghuan: Can you help me broadcast live? It must be both illustrated and textual.

    Liao Zhenyu: I...

    Xia Menghuan sent Liao Zhenyu a set of cute little lolita emoticons, and Liao Zhenyu agreed by accident.

    ...It must be because the emoji is so cute!

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