The Guardian of Dimensions [ON HOLD | MASSIVE REWRITE]

Fairy Tail: Anime Mess Up Day (Part 2)

I DON'T OWN FAIRY TAIL. IF I DID, MY OC WOULD EXIST AND I WOULD PROBABLY MESS IT UP, SREW UP THE PLOT AND RUIN IT COMPLETELY DUE TO THE COMPLICATED-NESS. I ONLY OWN ERIKA, THE IDEA AND THE RANDOMNESS BELOW.

THANK YOU HIRO MASHIMA FOR CREATING THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS FAIRY TAIL.

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Now, remember how we were playing hide and seek? So yea, didn't go as planned since I accidentally let my guard down and everything started going haywire.

At first, it wasn't even THAT bad. But then it gradually became much, much worse.

As Natsu, Happy and I were going out of the guild, I saw something so wrong that my eyes almost popped out.

Naruto was doing a sexy jutsu on Master Makorov, Jiraya, Ichiya, the Blue Pegasus guys, Dr.Shamal, Furuichi, Ninja pervert/Muttsulini/Tsuchiya Kouta and Yoshii (plus all pervy guys from baka and test and the animes mentioned.)

They all had nosebleeds, flew off a good couple of meters and landed in a pool of blood. Perves.

At first, I thought it was either an illusion or a dream. I mean, Fairy Tail playing hide and seek? As normal as it would probably sound, that's not the problem here.

So when Natsu started yelling bout the perves and a naked lady in front of the guild, I knew I was in a big load of trouble.

How and when did this happen, I don't know. But I do know I'm responsible.

"Na-" I was about to call when I remembered that he doesn't know me in this form. So, being the "sensible" person I was at that time, I turned to Natsu and said something so wacky, I was totally surprised he understood.

"Natsu, I'm going to talk and reason with that 9 tai- I mean hot and attractive lady that's apparently naked and get her to become a man. This is going to be weird and the process is gruesome, I understand if yo-"

"No, no. I get it. It's one of those 'talks' thingy right? I don't want any part of it especially if it's about the lady talk. I'll go look for gramps and clean up the perves, old mans and blood. The game isn't over yet so hurry up, okay?" and he ran off faster than he really needed to.

Anyway, making sure that no one was around (which was kinda a problem since we WERE playing hide and seek and they WEREN'T supposed to be seen by me) as best as I can, I turned myself back into "Hanahime Tenshi", the absolute kunoichi and famous singer in Konoha. Stupid, I know. But it seemed cool at that time so deal with it.

"Yo, Naruto!!!" I exclaimed happily. Since I'm now Ayame, I had to act more like her. Feels natural though.

"?" Naruto turned around, not expecting to see anyone he knew here besides Jiraya since now was probably the time he was training with him. So when he saw me, boy did he get shocked, but he recovered soon enough and before I even knew it, he tackled/glomped me.

"Ayame-chan!!!!"

"..did not expect you and wants you to turn back," I replied not returning the gesture in the least bit.

At first, he was puzzled. But as I heard the clockwork turn in his head, the timer went off and he replied with an "OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" and he turned back to normal.

That's one thing settled.

"Naruto, what're you doing here?"

"Uhh...training...?"

"With the sexy jutsu?? Haha. Very funny but not likely. Now spill,"

"Fine...but tell me why're you here?"