The Guardian of Dimensions [ON HOLD | MASSIVE REWRITE]

Naruto: Weird Things Start to Happen

"What the hell was that?!" a baffled Naruto yelled, obviously irritated.

"You just got told off by a cat," replied the said animal.

"W-wha?? What?! Where are you? Come out, you rude cat!!" Naruto yelled, frustrated.

"Well that wasn't very nice..." Sasuke commented.

"Oh, sure. Like YOU of all people would be nice. You don't even so much as take a glance at your fangirls and yet you say that a cat dissing Naruto is rude? Puh-leeze. She's WAYYYYY more polite than you, bird-brain."

Everyone in the room stood there in utter shock and disbelief. Sakura -otherwise known as the totally obsessed Sasuke fangirl- just dissed Sasuke. Right in his face. Now that's something you don't see everyday.

"Oh my flipping Ramen!!! Sasuke just got told off by Sakura!! You go, girl! Finally you realise he's a bird with that hair of his. Just wait till Konohamuru and the guys hear about this!" exclaimed an overly excited Naruto.

"Huh?! Nani ishiterunga?!?" (what the hell did you say)

"W-woah, Sakura. Chill. Lose the gangster look and voice too. It's creepy!"

"Watevs. Yo, Hokage obaa-san (grandma), old man, pig woman, ramen boy and duck butt. Ya mind? You peeps ruining ma style. This scene is like, so uncool with you extras cramming up ma awesome and epic grove. Catch ma drift?" Sakura said in a bad-girl attitude with her hands on her hips to emphasise.

"Urgh, even talking to you losers is such a bore!! Disgusting...." she continued to diss them, all the while with a get-me-outta-this-hellhole look plastered on her face.

Everyone else was thinking about the exact same thing with twitching smiles and annoyed looks: What is wrong with Sakura?!

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Hey, ya sorry it's short but I'm writing the next update now so I'll post it ASAP. 

Look forward to it!!