The Canon Fodder Lives Happily (TCFLH) [Hiatus]

3: Ruining the plot

[ ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ Language! People Dying!! Be Warned!!]

Narrators POV

        As Xian reviewed the memories one by one, and trying to adapt to his new life, he remembered something.

' Didn't Xian died at the age of 22? ' he thought ' base on my appearance, I look like a 16 years old ' . . . ' Did Xian reincarnate as his past self? Is that why I'm here instead of going to the after life? '

So many questions are running in his mind right now. But he can't seem to find an answer for his questions, let alone trying to figure out why is he the one that got in this body.

Sigh. ' Let's just go outside to cool my mind, I might kill someone because of frustration ' Xian thought. And so, he went outside.

Frankly, this is the first time he saw this apartment apart from the bathroom and the bedroom and, well-
It's messy. The living room, the kitchen, everything in this apartment is messy. Trashes are everywhere, the mount of dishes that hadn't even touched, he can even see the rats and cockroaches rummaging through the dishes! The laundry ! The clothes that's scattered everywhere!

. . .

Though Xian decided to go outside, he can't seem to ignore the mess that the old xian made before he died. Based on his(present xian) theory, Xian probably go in a rampage and destroyed everything, then proceed to commit suicide.

And so, as a neat freak, he cleaned up everything. Not before cursing old xian and blaming him(old xian) for making things difficult for him(present xian).

. . .

Finally! After what seems like 1 hour, which is actually far from the actual time that he spend cleaning shit up, xian finished cleaning up everything.

And as he walked outside, he saw a, probably 10-12 years old kid on the ground, he seems lost. And of course, being a cold hearted and baddest bitch Xian is, . . . He got close to the 'child' and comfort him.

The child seem to notice that someone is approaching him and glared at the person who dared to go near him.

But instead of stopping, Xian got closer to the kid and asked "Umm.. Are you lost?" As Xian said this with a straight face, he's panicking inside.

'WTF DO YOU MEAN 'ARE YOU LOST'!? OF COURSE DIP SHIT, HE WONT BE HERE CROUCHING IF HE ISN'T!!' Xian mentally scolded himself.

The kid seem to notice xians awkwardness and nod hesitantly. 

Xian caught him nodding and asked "Do you know your parents number? I can call them and let them know where you are" xian said.

"Yes" the boy said. 'okay not gonna lie, that was rude but he's a child so whatever' Xian thought. "Then... you can go with me for a while, wait till your parents are here" Xian said with genuine worry plastering in his face.

Xian might not look like it but he had a soft part for children's.

The boy hummed in acceptance. 'such an innocent kid' Xian thought.

Xian feels like he have seen the kid somewhere but brush it off because he thought he's just imagining things. For now, he is focused to get this kid to their house.

It is truly dangerous leaving this kid in this alley. *Sigh* Somehow, he feels like if he helped this kid, he will ruin the plot.

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Ahahaha- *guilty for some reason* I know the chapter is short •́  ‿ ,•̀

So sorry for that school got me busy and shit and stuff ( ；∀；)

Anyways~~

'Kid': 'Who is this creepy stranger? Does he not know how creepy he sounds?'

Xian: *Genuinely worried about the kid and also forgetting his about to be born kid in his Past life* 

Clueless Xian: Do you wanna go home with me? *Creepily eyed the kid*

The 'Kid': . . .

The 'Kid': FUCK OFF STRANGER!! ರ╭╮ರ
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Meanwhile..

ML: I'm jealous.... ( ◜‿◝ )