Short kel canon

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Kel, was not a typically person, for most on this planet.

For example humans, sharks and those toys that you had when you were younger that would grow bigger in water overnight.

But, kel? Kel remained the same height since paw was a baby till when berry was 7 and then from then on 🦈 just became shorter and shorttttterrrrrrr.

Kel is always saying "blah blah, banay is shortes!" But that's just because Kel is in denial

After all the first step of acceptance is denial!

BUT THEN THE NEXT STEP OF ACCEPTANCE CAME 

ANGERRRR

"Grrr!" Kel smashed Val's door 

"What the fuck!" Yelled Val "YOU GOT A PROBLEM?"

"Huh?" Sighed Boris coming downstairs "WHAT THE ACTUAL MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LYRICS WRITTEN ON MY GRAVE, HAPPENED TO YOUR DOOOR??"

"What the fuck does it look like." Val cold-stared Boris.

Then the next step came.... 

Depression...

"WAAAAAA!" cried kel banging on Val's newly put in door "I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE, I SWEAR IM TALL!"

"No your not." Stated Kelnay walking by

"AAAAAA, WHY ME??" wobbled kel.

"Yo, chill." Asmred val "come into my room, tell me the problem ya'll."

Kel wobbled into the room in a really sad mood, due to being in one of the stages to acceptance. 

"So, what's your problem?" Asked Val

"BANAY KEEPS SAYING IT IS TALLERR!" Unyippied Kel

"Well, listen up." Announced Val

"Huh?" Kel looked up at Val

"It's true, just let it go." Smiled Val "one day, you will get to acceptance."

"NOOO I AM THE TALLEST!" stormed out kel.

Then the next step of acceptance...

Bargaining!

For the whole entire day, kel was constantly bargaining for banay just to say that "kel was the tallest" even though it was untrue

Eventually, kel came to berry's senses and acknowledged that banay is in fact taller and the tallest person ever.

"I'm sorry everyone, for my constant nagging and everything I've decided to come to my senses. I am in fact the shortest person ever in the entire world, and banay is the tallest in the ENTIREWORLD!" Announced kel

And then, everyone clapped

"WOOOOO!" jasper and Leah shouted.


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