At a bar, Gabby chugs a bottle of punch while on top of a table. Her eyes are red, as she's drunk. Demencia then walks up.)
Demencia: ♪Anniversary to you! Anniversary from Dem!♪ Aaand you're drunk.
Gabby: (breathes in deeply, then leans forward quickly, breaking a few bottles beside her.) DEE-HEM!!!!
Demencia: How's the, uh, anniversary?
Gabby: (drunk) You're not even... (mumbles)... with the panda hat.
Demencia: Oh, yeah? Cool...
Gabby : Ah ah! (drunk, she goes down the table, stands back up, and embraces demencia.) Heh-hey, Dem.
Demencia: What?
Gabby: Dem!
Demencia: What
Red: DemDemDemDemDem...
Demencia: What?
Gabby: Listen.
Demencia: What?
Gabby: Listen. Dem listen.
Demencia: What?!
Gabby: Listen.
Demencia: WHAT?!
Gabby: (deep voice)LISTEN! (drunk) I like you! I wanna...let's...(mumbles)...let's grow old together in every way!
(Demonic voice, background blazes.) EVERY WAY! (The background goes back to normal.)
Demencia: (trying to leave Gabby) 'Kay...
(Disco ball drops down next to Gabby & Gabby starts to dance.)
Gabby: Dance party fo me!
(Gabby crashes into the glass fragments from the bottles earlier. Gabby gets up with the fragments stuck on her. Disco ball disappears.)
Gabby: Yeah! HEY, LAAADIIIIIIIES! (Runs off.)
Demencia: Eh, frick!
Gabby: (sprints up to a lonely woman nursing some punch) Hey, ma'am, knock knock, who's there, sex, sex who, sex with me, BOOM! (black sunglasses suddenly pop out in front of her eyes & she strikes a pose.)
Woman: Aw, that's so adorable! Call me--
Gabby: Whatever! (Walks away.)
Demencia: Oh, my God, dude, what happened?
Gabby: I know, right! What a piyaaaammp!
(Clip quickly rewinds to when Red spoke to the woman.)
Gabby: (drunk) Hey, blehblehboobleblebloohehe! Ahahahahahahahah!! ...Knock knock.
(The woman angrily breaks her punch bottle on the countertop. Gabby ends up having a broken bottle on her head.)
Demencia: Wow, dude, you're really drunk. (Removes the broken bottle on Gabby's head. Blood's visible on the tips.) I gotta get you home.
Gabby: (drunk) YEAH, RIGHT! I'm fine! I ain't never puked from throwin' up!
Demecia: You mean drinking?
Gabby: (breathes in) (low voice): Drinking! Drinking! Drinking! Drinking! Drinking! (Walks off.)
Demecia: Gabby! (groans)
Woman: (groans) Men are such pigs.
Cilward: I can go all night-a, baby. I'm-a nocturnal. (Growls seductively.)
(Time lapse. Gabby talks to his reflection in a mirror.)
Gabby: (drunk) You don't know meh!
(Time lapse. Gabby talks to herself. The bartender observes her.)
Gabby: (drunk) Is this real life? Now?
(Time lapse. Gabby's lying on the floor.)
Gabby: (drunk) My eyes are puzzle pieces!
(Time lapse. Gabby seems to be talking to someone.)
Gabby: (drunk) Let's grow old together in every way! ...Except for the gay way!
(Camera zooms out, showing that Gabby is talking to a toilet. She dunks her head in the bowl & flushes.)
Demencia: It's time to go, dude. You're making out with that toilet pretty hard.
(Gabby pulls out her head from the toilet.)
Gabby: Your friend's making out with that post! YEAH! H-hey...you leave her outta this!
Gabby: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh... (his stomach becomes wavy)
Demencia: No! Nooooooooooo!!
(Video slows down, deepening everybody's voice.)
Gabby: Urrruuuuugh!
Demencia: Noooooooooooooo!
Gabby: IT'S MY TIME!
Demencia: Are you kidding me?!
Gabby: YEeEE-(Video speed's back to normal. Gabby begins to vomits on Demencia.)
Demencia: NOOOO- oooohhhhh...... THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE WHEN YOU PUKE?!
Gabby: I DON'T KNOW! (Continues to vomit on Demencia. Eventually, Demencia lies down.) You don't know where I've been-
(Gabby vomits on Demencia once more.)
Demencia: I hate you! (Gabby laughs.) I hate you sooo mu--!
THE END
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Dick Figures x Villainous Crossover
ActionYou heard about villainous and d!ck figures, but from my version it's called Evil Figures! I hope you like my transcripts that I edit it from the regular show!
