(on a freeway where a lot of cars are honking, Demencia is listening to Pachelbel's "Canon in D" with a bored face. Suddenly Gabby smacks her face onto the window.)
Gabby: LET ME IN!
Demencia: AAah! Crud, man!
(Gabby slides down the window and jumps through the window of their ship.)
Demencia: HEY! Can't you use the door like a girl?!
Gabby: What are all these cars doing here?
Demencia: What are you doing here? This is a freeway!
Gabby: Free country, Maa'aam! Let's hurry it up!
(Gabby sounds the horn in the rhythm of Mario's theme. Demencia pushes her away.)
Demencia: Knock it off, you fool!
Gabby: RAAARGH, this music sounds like unicorn barf!
Demencia: There's nothing bad about classical.
Gabby: There's everything bad about classical. I need something to help me relax.
(Bar 9's "Midnight" plays. Demencia covers her ears.)
Gabby: Wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub! This music's giving me a boner!
Demencia: Aaaaaghh, this is breaking my mind!
(Demencia turns the music down.)
Gabby: Man, I'm tired.
(Gabby dunks her head on the ship's airbag and it pops.)
Gabby: Whoahh, that was a good nap!
Demencia: What the frick, man, you broke my airbag!
Gabby: Whatever, you don't need an airbag! (they notice a huge figure while screams are heard.) (low voice) You're gonna need an airbag...
(a giant fire-breathing turtle is suddenly crushing cars and causing explosions. Gabby and Demencia scream.)
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Demencia: IS THAT A TURTLE?!
Gabby: THAT'S A FREAKING DRAGON!!!
Demencia: (the turtle lets out a 1954 Godzilla roar as its leg slowly moves down to crush the ship) Get out of the ship! (She and Gabby run away. Dem runs back.) Oh, I forgot my food! (runs away. runs back.) Ah, my guitar! (runs away. runs back.) My Black Hat puppet! (runs away. runs back.) Ah, there's my game in the trunk. Oh, there's a lot of good stuff in here! I got a soccer ball, there's a... axe...Magazines (Gabby comes back with a sword)... oh, is that a baseball? Sweet, baseball!
Gabby: (evil voice) Catchphrase. (jumps at the turtle.)
(Pictures are now shown as Gabby jumps to the Turtle, then Demencia picks up a sword from the back of her ship, also jumps to the turtle and another picture shows are they are battling him, putting their sword in his skin while blood is leaking. Then it shows how Gabby decapitated the monster, showing the head of it with glory and the final image shows how they have it as a trophy on their wall, while Gabby and Dem are smoking.)
THE END
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Dick Figures x Villainous Crossover
ActionYou heard about villainous and d!ck figures, but from my version it's called Evil Figures! I hope you like my transcripts that I edit it from the regular show!
