Stick together | Cole Johnson x Female Reader

Chapter Three

It's now night time and everyone is outside watching 'Billy Jack'. 18 minutes into the film Bee and Cole decided to recreate the scene.

"Big Indian chief. So special. So above the law. I told you, you'd make a mistake." Bee copy's.

"It doesn't look like I have any choice, does it?" Cole copy's.

"That's right, you don't."

"I'm gonna take my right foot... and whop you on that side of your face." Cole says, pointing at her right side. "And do you wanna know something, there's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it."

"Really?" Bee asks.

"Really."

"Kill that Indian son of a bitch."

And then they copy the fight scene while Y/n watches laughing.
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They're all in the kitchen now making pizza.

"Ok, so, there's an epic villain, right?" Cole says to Bee. "Right." Bee answers. "Okay, so, you have to fill a starship... full of the best humans or aliens or robots to take them down." Cole says. "How many seats have I got?" Bee asks. "Five."

"Five?" Both Bee  and Y/n say shocked. "Six, if you need, like, a duo. But you can't have a Predator and Xenomorph. They'd fight and the mission would be futile." Cole says like it's obvious.

"No, no, I get. All right. One... Kirk. Two, Picard. Three, Will Smith and Jeff Goldbloom from Independence Day. Five, Ripley, and six.. are you ready for this shit, Xenomorph... egg." Bee says proudly.

"No way." Y/n says. "Yeah. No way." Cole agrees.

"Yes. Yes. Okay. Here's the plan: Kirk and Picard team up to captain, then when they get close, they send Will and Goldblum to get inside the lair, because they have experience with that shit."

"Fair, fair." Both Y/n and Cole say.

"Now, this whole time Ripley's been bitchin about the Xenomorph egg and shit, cause that's her move. But she's gotta do this. It's the only way to save the world."

"The Universe!" Cole says while grabbing Y/n's shoulder pulling her close.

"Right! Exactly! So, Will and Goldblum get inside the lair. Ripley personally drops off the egg, the facehugger attacks the big bad! Ripley makes it to Will and Goldblum, the big bad attacks, they narrowly escape. Kirk and Picard simply cover as the spacecraft returns home, then they peace out of there." She says grabbing tomato slices.

"Meanwhile, the big bad is starting to feel like shit." She then puts her hand up her top and starts gagging then.. she screams and throws the tomato slices out at Y/n and Cole while they start screaming with her, as they're hugging.

"He's out!" Bee says as she pretends to wipe dust off of her shoulders. "Who said it was a he?" Cole says letting Y/n go. "Shut up, a woman just saved the galaxy." Y/n adds. "Are facehuggers female?" Cole asks. "No, cause they got dicks." Bee says. "So you're saying it took a dick to save the galaxy?" "I want a do-over." Bee says while throwing more tomatoes at Cole. "No do-overs." Cole answers laughing with Y/n.

"Come on. Aliens don't abide by our primitive gender stereotypes." Bee says annoyed.

"What's done is done?" Cole answers. "You suck. You suck, and I hope you die." "You couldn't live without me." "It would definitely affect my income, so you're probably right."

Then the timer for the pizza goes off. "Pizza!" Bee screams. "Pizza!" Both Cole and Y/n copy's.