Women one shots

Michelle Mallon 1- derry girls

Disclaimer: If you are Irish or Northern Irish or British and/or get offended easily it's probably not a good idea to read this babe but feel free to read one of my other one-shots/books and before you come at me for talking bad about them or using their slang I am one of the above. X

"Did you hear about the new girl?" Erin says

"Apparently she's a Protestant" Orla adds

"Omg girls there she is," Clare says slapping James' arm in the process as the new girl walks into the school canteen

"All right Clare calm down," Michelle says then looks over at the new girl "oh she's kind of a ride ya know and look she's got one of those wee lezzo badges like yours Clare," she says

"You can't say that Michelle" Erin argues

"Why the fuck not"

"Because you can't ride a Protestant Michelle"

"I'll ride a fucking Protestant if I want to ride a fucking Protestant thank you very much, Erin," she says getting up

"Where are you going, Michelle?" Clare asks

"I'm going to say hello to the prod," she says walking over with the girls and James following shortly after

"Hey new girl I would just like to say that you are an absolute ride," she says and the new girl looks up with a confused face

"Uhh, thanks doll...I think?"

"It's a good thing don't worry," Erin says and the new girl nods with a great-full smile

"I'm Michelle this is Erin, Orla, Clare, and that dick over there is James," Michelle says sliding in beside the new girl

"Nice to meet you guys I'm Gabriella but everyone calls me Gabby," she says with a smile

"Is it true your a gay Protestant" Orla speaks up and Gabby giggles

"Orla! Honestly, don't mind her she's not all there" Erin apologises for her cousin

" she's fine and yeah Orla love I am as if being a lesbian wasn't enough my ma decided to stick me in with a bunch of  Fenians by myself"

"Well sweet cheeks you're in luck cause we just so happen to be looking for a replacement for James," Michelle says

"Wait what," James says and Gabby looks at him shocked

"Love the accent James you English?" Gabby asks

"Aye he is but he's a dick stop being a dick James," Michelle says annoyed

"Are you alright Michelle I didn't actually do anything that time?" James asks and Gabby smirks and whispers in Michelle's ear

"Don't worry darling his accent may be nice but yours is hot" she says and pulls away giving Michelle a wink

"Well umm is that a yes to joining our group then," Michelle says flustered and the rest of the group looks at her shocked

"Sure you guys seem nice not too bad to look at either," Gabby says looking at Michelle and she looks away blushing

*The next day during class*

Sister Michael was droning on about something, I wasn't really listening I was just doodling on my book when I hear Michelle behind me

"Hey prody," she says giving my shoulder a tap I look up at sister Michael and she's reading some book so I turn around

"What is it Fenian?" I ask her and she gives me a note

'We usually go round Erin's house after school do you wanna come?'

I turn the piece of paper over and write my answer then pass it back to her and she smiles at me before I return to my doodles

'Would love to sweetheart xx'

*at Erin's house*

"Who's this Erin?" A woman who I'm assuming is Erin's mum says when she sees me walk in after Michelle

"That's Gabby I told you yesterday she might be coming over"

"Is she the wee prod you were telling us about Erin"

"Granda" Erin scolds him

"What?" He says

"You can't say that to her da you might offend the wain"

"Why?" he argues

"He's alright Mrs Quinn honestly I don't mind it's hard to offend me," I say

"See now that's what I like to hear, people nowadays get offended while easy," he says

"You can call me Sarah Gabby," she says and I nod

"Right well we're going upstairs mammy see ya later," Erin says and starts pushing us out the door

We're just talking when my phone rings and I sigh "fuck sake" I say and then answer "Hey mum what's up... no mum the Fenians aren't being mean I told you they're nice... Uhm... but mum-...right okay then...bye" I say and hang up " I have to go lads sorry my mum wants me to help her make dinner," I say grabbing my bag and putting my blazer on

" I'll walk you home," Michelle says jumping up.

That became a tradition every time we hung out together Michelle would walk me home until one night she had a rush of courage.

*the next day*

"Hey, motherfuckers! Guess who has a girlfriend" Michelle shouts with her arm around my shoulders when we see the girls

"How did you get a girlfriend before me" Clare exclaims

"Because Clare I am just such a ride aren't I Gabs?" Michelle says

"Aye doll," I say chuckling

"And just when did this happen?" Erin asks while we wait for the bus

"When I walked her home yesterday let's just say she couldn't keep her hands off me," she says and I scoff

"I'll think you'll find that I had to pry your sticky fingers off my arse wee doll," I say and she smirks

"Don't act like you didn't love it prody" she says

"Okay I think that's enough," Erin says as the bus pulls up and we pile in

"Oh dear there's no seats left I guess you'll just have to sit on my lap prody," Michelle says

"But there's one right there," I say but she just pulls me to sit on her lap

" I don't see any," she says and I laugh

"You are something else you know that Chelle"

"Why thank you," she says kissing me on the cheek before pulling me in for a passionate kiss

"Oh boke" I hear Erin say and I smirk into the kiss as Michelle rests her hands in what would become her favourite spot giving my ass a squeeze before we pull away and join in the group's conversation Michelle never moving her hands.