Consance: You have to apologize to Ocean
Noel: Fine.
Noel: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Jane: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Noel: Okay, but in my defense, Ocean bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Jane: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Ocean: Tell Jane about the birds and the bees.
Ricky: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
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Jane: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Ocean: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Jane: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Noel: edible
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Ricky: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Ocean: You're a hazard to society
Noel: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Noel: I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.
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Noel: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".
Noel: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".
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Mischa: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a barfight*
Mischa: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
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Jane: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*
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Noel: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
(I'm pretty sure you guys can figure out by now that noel and Jane are my favorite characters lol)
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Ride The Cyclone incorrect quotes bcs why not?
FanficJust what the title says lmao First post so pls be kind to me Also a lot of nicsha bcs even tho I love Talia these two have my whole heart
