Devon: hey you got any money
Noah: aw shit man i don't sorry.
Devon: don't swear my parents look at my testicles!!!
Noah: they WHAT?
Devon: O GOD I MENT TEXTS! They look at my TEXTS!
Noah: dude you gave me a heart attack.
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Funny texts!
HumorA collection of funny texts. I don't own any of them. But here's a random joke a classmate told me: Teacher: Timmy, can you point to amarica on the map for me? (Timmy points to amarica) Teacher: now who DESCOVERED amarica? Class: TIMMY!