Monica: I'm fighting with mike.
Person: OMG im so sorry.
Monica: yeah. It's bad. And I think it's it this time. He just drove away with his moms corpse.
Person: WITH HER CORPSE?!
Monica: holy shit no! With her Camero! AHAHAHAHAH
Person: you scare me.
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Funny texts!
ComédieA collection of funny texts. I don't own any of them. But here's a random joke a classmate told me: Teacher: Timmy, can you point to amarica on the map for me? (Timmy points to amarica) Teacher: now who DESCOVERED amarica? Class: TIMMY!
