Punk, more or less

Balls, does anybody copy? Balls!

Michael pov

"So you're the kid stalking my little brother's tumblr?" One of Luke's brothers says.

"I wasn't stalking it, per se..." I reply, feeling suddenly very aware about the fact I'm not the guy you want your teenage boy to bring home.

"So you did stalk it!" The other brother says.

"Jack, Ben, leave the poor boy alone! Bring him to the kitchen and we'll question him there." Luke's mom says, my eyes go wide as the brothers push me to the kitchen.

"What are your plans with my baby boy?" Mrs. Hemmings questions.

"To love him and take care of him." I answer, she nods slowly, narrowing her eyes at me.

"If you take his virginity and then dump him, we will chop your balls off!" One of the brothers says.

"I'm not planning on doing that, I care about him a lot." I reply, I can see them relax a bit.

"Why is your hair pink?" The other brother asks.

"Because Luke likes pink." I admit, one of them runs their fingers through my hair, inspecting it.

"Hurt him and I'll hurt you." He whispers to me.

"BEN!" a loud voice screatches, I jump and so does Ben apparently.

"Michael, ignore them." Luke says as he steps up next to me. I gulp at the sight of him, I knew my eyes went wide and I had to hold back a moan. I knew I'd seen it on picture but here he was, right in front of me with pink vans, a short high waisted white skirt that only just covered his bum and a pink t-shirt that hung over his shoulder and was tucked into the skirt. He also had a pink and white flower crown in his head, with his hair just stuck down.

"Wow, you're so pretty Kitten." I tell him, he blushed and grabbed my hand.

"Shut up Michael, come on let's go." Luke says.

"I'm serious Luke, you look so perfect, so so I can't find a word beautiful enough to describe you." I tell him, he blushed even more, the pink tint going over his cheeks and even his neck had the tint of the flush.

"C-c-can w-we just g-go now?" Luke begs me, his stutter almost making me 'aww' at him but I held back and nodded.

"It was nice meeting you, Mrs. Hemmings, Jack, Ben." I say, nodding at each of them.

"Please call me Liz, and we expect you to come around more often." Liz replies.

"As long as your sons won't keep threatening to castrate me I'll be over more often." I tell her, she smiles in response.

"It's ok, the only one of my sons that will mess with your balls if the obviously gay one." She says with a wink.

"MOOOOOOM!!" Luke screams.

"What? Don't tell me you're acting like a prude, Luke. You're old enough and I expect you to get laid." Liz says, I smile at her because she's so fun.

"Mom, I'm not going anywhere near his balls!" Luke complains, stomping his foot on the floor.

"You're not?" I ask him, pouting at him, he glares at me.

"No, I'm not." He repeat, maybe I should remind him about the fact he's already sucked me off and touched my balls?

"Lucas Robert Hemmings, I did not raise you like this! You will go near his balls and you will like it!" Liz says, I should be uncomfortable because we were talking about my balls.

"Mom, you should be telling me to save myself for marriage!" Luke sighs.

"Don't tell me what to do boy!" Liz exclaims, Luke's grip on my hand tightens.

"I'd like it very much if we could stop talking about my balls, I promise you Liz that one day soon I'd do him so hard he'll come home limping." I tell her, she nods in agreement.

"I can take that deal, wait no sex until you guys are official! Luke is this guy your boyfriend?" Liz asks.

Luke looks over at me worriedly, I shrug.

"We've not made it like official yet, but you're ruining the surprise Liz." I tell her with a wink.

"Oh I'm sorry, go ahead!" She then says, pushing us both out of the house.

"Oh gosh that was embarrassing!" Luke says, turning to me and hiding his face in my chest, I pick him up bridal style and carry him to the car, I sat down in the back with him, his legs stretched out over the back seat, well not very stretched out, just as far as he could.

"I hope we never talk about my balls again." I mumble to him, making him giggle.

"At least not with my mom and brothers." Luke replies, he licked his lips and then leant his head on my shoulder.

"So since I didn't cook, I'm heading out for Nandos after dropping you guys off at home and I'm picking Calum up on the way." Ashton informs us, I hum as a reply and Luke didn't do anything. I carried Luke into the house too.

"Are you wearing this the whole time?" I ask Luke as we sit down, he looks at me kind of offended.

"I mean, I have my sweater upstairs for you to change into if you'd want." I blurt out because he obviously thought I didn't like his outfit.

"Don't you like my outfit?" He asks me, his bottom lip trembling.

"I love it, I just meant, I mean... I don't know how comfortable that skirt is and things." I tell him, he frowns but then nods.

"Very comfortable actually, and I'll change before bed." He says to me, I nod and then smile as there's this sparkle in his bright blue eyes.

AN/ Aww come on Michael, what's wrong with talking about your balls? Luke, stop being such a fake prude, you've sucked him off already! hehehe, ok so what's going to happen now? Anything interesting maybe??