Kotlc Reacts

Introducing the KotLC characters to me and my friend

Me: Hello! It's me, Echo.

Luna: HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: And. Um. That's my friend, Luna.

Luna: HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Yeah. We got that. Anyway, it's time to bring the KotLC characters in! *Snaps magical fingers to bring Sophie, Keefe, Fitz, Dex, Biana, Tam, Linh, Marella, Maruca, Stina, and their bodyguards in*

Sophie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS IT'S A NEVERSEEN ATTACK!

Me: Nope! Just a KotLC react book for my poor, ignored readers.

Luna: ECHO! DON'T BREAK THE FORTH WALL! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!

Me: Oops. WASHER!!!

*3 minutes later*

Sophie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS IT'S A NEVERSEEN ATTACK!

Me: Nope! I'm just going to show some human things to react to.

Fitz: ... WHO ARE YOU?!

Me: Um-

Luna: A hUmAn! sO aM i!

Me: *facepalms*

Sophie: A... human?

Keefe: OMG HUMAN STUFF WHERE?! *Notices Sophie glaring at him* I mean A HUMAN?

Me: Yup

Dex, done studying the room: Where are we? I don't see any doors or windows.

Me: *studies the room as well* I don't actually know. A react room? Where no-one can leave?

Keefe: SO, NOW CAN WE SEE THE HUMAN STUFF?!

Tam: No. I have to read their shadow vaper first.

Luna: oOH SHADOWS

Me: Sure!

*1 minute later*

Tam: Well, Echo's fine. I don't know about her friend, though. Is she playing it up or is she just really that weird?

Me: *turns to look at Luna, who is scratching the walls trying to escape Fitz, who is 16 feet away from her* I'm not really sure.

Me, to my awesome, forgiving, readers: Anyway, that concludes our meet n' greet. Hope you guys liked it!

Everyone: OUR WHAT?!

Me: Bye!

Luna: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE