Wilbur and ranboo are police men. Ranbbo and tubbo are like canonically married?
"Who the fuck makes a big mess when they kill someone just because-" schlatt said before getting cut off
"Shut up. She was annoying, she even knew I was with ranboo yet she was all touchy and shit. SHE EVEN PULLED DOWN HIS MASK!" Toby yelled
"That a shitty move" schlatt said, police sirens they heard
"Ah shit were fucked! We are fucked!" Tubbo said "calm down" schlatt said and pulled over
They waited a while
"man what the fuvk they are taking for-" knock knock toby coverd his face
Schlatt rolled down the window "license and regist- darling?" Wilbur said, toby and schlatt signed of relief
"What happened?" Ranboo asked bit worried "we pulled over toby and schlatt" wilbur said, ranboo laughed a bit and got off the car and went to their car
"Hey smexy~" toby said, laughing as his lover turn red "we will let you- wait why does it smell like blood?" Wilbur said, they all froze and ranboo looked at his lover face
"I-is that blood?" Boo asked "u-uhm SCHLATT START THE CAR!" Toby said
And they drove off, wilbur and ranboo ran to the car and started the sirens and chased them
"I THOUGHT YOU CLEAN YOURE FACE!" Schlatt yelled "I THOUGHT SO TOO!" Toby said
Atfer a bit of chasing schlatt stop the car since it ran out of the gas "FUCK" they both said "I guess it time to clean off the evidence" schlatt said they put on there gloves and open the truck
"In 3 2 1" they both said and drop the body through the hill till they felt pair of hands "darling.. who was that." Wilbur asked
Schlatt didnt speak
"it was my idea dad. That girl name was Aubrey she was one that flirted with ranboo and took of his mask so I of course got mad and jealous, so I told dad about it and we killed her!" Toby said rushing through his words but they understood it
They didnt go to jail, wilbur and jschlatt had a talk, ranboo didnt speak to tubbo for a week, toby Understood why but was sad
Wilbur tired to explain to ranboo soon later ranboo finally did talk to toby:)
But they did have a long hug and talk
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Schlattbur One Shot 2
FanfictionSince its 2023 why not have a new 2023 schlattbur one shot book?:) please enjoy if u havent read my other shot book please do:)