crazy ex

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'The one time I go to the club by my fucking self my crazy ex follows me!' Schlatt thought to himself trying to find somebody

'okay that dude' schlatt thought and tap in his shoulder

The man turns around

'Oh fucking great.' Schlatt thought to himself "hey princess following me?" The british brit said as he smiled "my ex is following me help" he said

The man laughed "you have a ex? Somebody wants you?" The british man said laughing

"Can you just help me?" Schlatt said "and you cant fight him yourself?" Wilbur said

Schlatt look at him "oh right okay where is he?" Wilbur asked "right over there" schlatt pointed and said

He leaves and goes to the ex, schlatt ex and the man starts fighting

Security quickly got the British man and the crazy ex

'Damn he really help me' he thought to himself

The man comes back and says you're welcome princess

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