kirk and lars are in their 80s era fyi
it was a sunny day out, and the band had just finished playing a show. everyone was extremely burned out and exhausted, ready for bed.
but kirk had something in mind. he wanted to take out lars for ice cream. see, him and lars, they are like this 🤞. only kirk wanted more than anything to become more than just bros. he wanted to be dating him. so after building up all that courage, he walked up to lars, sweat rushing down his forehead from the heat (and also cuz of lars LOL).
"h-hey lars, do you wanna go and get some ice cream with me? it's real h-hot out isn't it?" he struggles to mutter.
now little did kirk know, lars felt exactly the same way. he dreamed this day would come that kirk would make a move on him. but he wasn't sure if he meant it in a bro way or a more than bro way. nevertheless, he still accepted his offer.
"sounds great! i'll come with you!" he says in response. kirk started blushing because he was embarrassed and didn't know what to say.
kirk's POV:
SHIT what do i say to him??? uhh am i blushing right now?!?? oh my gosh. I looked to the concrete floor and just said, "we should go now right?"
man i had no game. wtf was that 😭. by this time i was really embarrassed..
lars' pov: Omg im so tired and i'm glad he asked me for ice cream cuz i'm hungry. i wonder why he was blushing like that tho it was kinda cute 😜😜😍🙄🥶🥶😈😈😈
at the ice cream place
So kirk and lars went to handel's (best ice cream in socal) and they got in line.
"hmm, what flavor are you gonna get?" asked lars.
"uhh.. Uhh probably chocolate. i'm a pretty basic ice cream dude," kirk said.
"okay.. I'm getting strawberry cheesecake vanilla sundae happy delight 😜😝😝🤪🤪" lars replied.
"that's a pretty complex flavor lars 😂" kirk laughs.
"like how you taste- I MEAN," lars accidentally says.
"w-what????" kirk blushes.
lar pov: OmGgg i can't belive i sad that i have to run away like y/n always do atp 💀💀😭😭😭😭😭🤦♂️🤦♂️ I must b horny or whatever lollllll
kirk pov: omg he's so into me i can't stop blushing ughhhh 😳😳😳 OMG WAIT WHY IS HE RUNNING WJEIIWDNOP
"NOO LARZY POO COME BACK!" kirk said, causing a scene. everyone looked at him weirdly 🤨
kirk catches up to him later and lars is crying like a baby.
"Lars why are you crying???" kirk said
"I'm having a gay crisis rn because of U" he said 😢😢
"NAHHH u don't have to have a gay crisis over me larzy poo!!!! i already have one over you!! it's why i invited you to get ice cream! i'm so down bad for you lar 🥰🥰🥰" kirk says menacingly 😨😨
"deadass? 💀" he said 🥵🥵😩😫
"DEADASS" kirk said. 😘😘😘
"so you wouldn't mind if i-" and lars literally goes in for the kiss Wtfff. and kirk liked it 😳😳😳 and then they french kissed or wtv...
"Omg lol ur a good kisser how u learn??" said lars
"umm, my pillow. and i imagined it was u 🥺🥺😍😍🥵🥵🥵" he said.
"omg so hot" said lar
Then they makes out all day and became boyfriends or wtv and james and cliff approved 😅😳🥵
THE END
extra chapter: KIRK X WAH
one day kirk woke up and immediately noticed his wah pedal was missing from his bed (OH NO).
"HEEEEELP HELP ME HEEEELP HELP ME" kirk yelled at everyone in the tour bus.
"Stfu" said james
"nobody gives a rats ass" lars says
"I am going to enter your walls." cliff creepily said from the corner.
so kirk had no choice but to go look for it 😢😡😡
he checked the whole bus and then noticed the whole time it had fell under his bed 💀.
"OMG found my wah wah bbg!!!" kirk was so happy🥰😍😘😘🥰
"MWAH MWAH KISSY KISSY" kirk kissed and hugged his wah wah.
"Get a room idiot" says james
"nobody even cares kirk" lars said
"I am inside your walls."
Anyways kirk listens to them and gets a room.
the next day
"Omg wah last night was amazing" he said to the wah
"WAAHH wah wah 😫😫😩🥵🥵🥵😳" it replied.
THE END 😏😏😏
