TWILIGHT x MORDECAI 😈😈
One day twighlight spakle went to go to the record store and she was like bored and wanted to try a different approach in her music taste..
twilight:
omg i think i want to try metal.. like my crush mordecai likes it too 😳🤤🤤🤤. so ima go to the record store and buy me a metal record...
at the record store:
omg i love these records so cool. but suddenly OMG i found mordecai 🥵🥵.. and for some reason he's talking to this one mf with long blonde hair and the other guy had like long black noodle hair (it looks tasty). i go behind one of the shelves to eavesdrop because i love his voice 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵.
"so like can i get a picture guys 🥺🥺🥺" says my crush 😳
"ok sure why not!" said the blonde guy. the black hair guy seemed awkward and didn't even barely say nothing. mordecai pulled out his camera then they took a picture omg he look so cute posing w them 😜😜. then one of the guys turns around and SEES ME OH NOOOO!!! I RUN SO FAST WITH MY PONY LEGS AND USE MY MAGIC TO TELEPORT AHHH!1!1! but fsr mordecai is too fast (another reason he is hot 🥵)
"twilight what are you doing here???" he says 😭😭.
"u-uhh-uhh-uh-uuh i was just looking for some metal records to be like you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"
"omg r-r-re-realy-really?!1!1!!? i'm so flattered!! i'd love to show you some records 🥵🥵😳🔥🔥🤪🤪"
"o-oh!! okay, t-th-th-thanks!!" i replied..
"sorry to be nosy but, who were those people you took a picture with???" i asked him cutely
"o-oh they're james and kirk from metallica.. i'm a big fan. in fact i was gonna show you their stuff!" he said..
"omg i'd love that 😻" i said 😳😳
he showed me some goofy ass looking album with a hammer and hand or wtv on it and it was red..
"this is kill 'em all, my second favorite! i think you'd really like it," he told me. and then i changed my mind, that is literally the best album i ever saw i want to hear it rn 🥺🥺.
"omg let's buy it!! we can listen to it together 🥺🥺" i said in reply.
then we bought the record and went to my treehouse looking thing or wtv and i pulled out my cd player and we listened to it 😈😈😈...
"omg, this is the best song i ever heard!!!" i said.
"yes ik it's so good! hit the lights is literally my fav.. and i hope you don't mind but i invited james and kirk to your house and they are gonna pull up rn 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" he said cutely.
"really??? that's great! i want to see the makers of this banger!!" i said. i was so impressed. my crush knows famous ppl!!!1!1 then i hear the doorbell ring and i see that noodle hair mf from earlier so i assume it's them.
"oh! it's them, i'll get it" i said to him. 🥺 then i use my magic to open the door cutely.
"hi, it's you, the girl from earlier!!!" the blonde guy said.
"i saw you eavesdropping on us earlier, i assume you're a fan too? 😂😂😂😂" he said. i blush so hard my entire face was red.
"u-uhm uh uhm no i just wanted to see my friend mordecai 🤪🤪🤪" i told them. he nodded.
"oh ok. well, my name is james. what's yours?" he asked.
"i'm y/n I MEAN twilight 🤤😜😜😻" i said. the whole time mordecai stared at us and also the black noodle hair dude which i know is kirk now then they start talking.
"hey bro, good to see you again. is it good if i call you bro? sorry i don't wanna be too pushy and stuff.." he said cutely 🤤
"oh you're good man. yeah that's fine bro" said kirk.
"and i didn't get to say hi yet lol, my names kirk, nice to meet you twilight!" kirk said and he put his hand out. idk what he expects bc i don't have hands so i just made a fake hand outta my magic and shake it. he looked confused lmfao that idiot.
"anyways, this is a nice crib you have twilight" said james.
"a-a-agre-agreed," said mordecai 🤪🤪
"thanks guys!" i said.
"well what are we waiting for let's get the groove on! 😇" mordecai said and he turned on the song again 😅😅😅😅. and then seek and destroy came on.
"lol" said kirk
"lmfao" said james
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAGAHAHHAHAHAGAHAGGAH" said me 😃😄😄😄.
we listened to the entirety of kill 'em all 50 times and we all had a blast!!! the end!1!1!1
