"Get out, scum"
I stepped out the police car but my legs wouldn't reach the ground. So I jumped instead. Someone grabbed my head and turned it to the direction of a building.
"See this, kid? This very building will decide if you get to live, or if you get to die. Hopefully it's death though."
I waddled into the entrance of the building, where hundreds of people were crowding around. They spoke things like "Justice" and "Kill Frawd". I walked through them and tried to hide my face. These people were either thirsty for my blood or on cocaine. Both cases were terrifying. I sat on the nearby bench as a cop approached me.
"Your scooter has been dissembled for evidence."
"Wha- No!"
"Sorry sir, but this is how the system works. You can buy a new scooter anyways... freaking weirdo" He muttered under his breath.
"No! I can't! That scooter's special. He's been through so much, and he's done so much! I can't lose him now!"
"What's so important about him anyway?"
"He's made out of Mecha-Obama's dismantled head."
"Sir, we don't allow drugs to be taken inside our building. Besides, the trial is about to start. Get what you want and we'll go."
I looked at what I had. My Nokia was intact, but was splattered with blood. That probably wouldn't look good at the trial. I had my bag from school, but it had some of Jasper's blood on it. The only thing I had was my mini- AK 47. I put it into my pocket and headed into the courtroom. It was time.
"Apparently I was misinformed.The trial will start in a few minutes, as they haven't finished. As of now, stay here and wait until they call you."
I could hear the trial going on.
"What did I do huh? I had sex with a tree! Is that against the law you morons? Is that really what you guys do? You tree-aphobes. I hope you die! UP WITH THE TREES! UP WITH TH-"
"Sir, your trial is over. I find you guilty of pedophilia, rape, incest, first degree murder, second degree murder, public indecency, child abuse, verbal abuse, drug abuse, child-molestation, and genocide."
"What are you talking about? All I did was f-"
"Sorry I don't speak retard. NEXT!"
I slowly walked over to the stand. The trial had begun.
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My Scooter & I
HumorA tale of a young midget who developed feelings for something unbeknownst to the world- his young scooter. Critics and fans are both raving about this tragic real life story. "20/10"- jasper lee. "2 gud"- elyar-sadre-nohamavitchkin. From the accl...