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Waku Waku: I want another sibling!

Crowley: * Spits out coffee *

Crewel : W- Waku!

Crowley : Waku, baby making takes a long-

A/n[ @rurulywrote ]: No, you only need to get in bed an-

Sam : No- Don't

Crowley : Anyone hungry?! Because I sure am!

Crewel : I'll head back to my class . . . . .

Train : What did I just witness?

Vargas : I really don't know . . . . .

~'~'~

{ Your name } : Am I the only one who thinks it's weird on how Kalim has so many siblings?

Waku Waku : Nope! I have more siblings than him! But either way, I think Kalim's dad had a side piece.

Ace : Wha-

Deuce : Wait- How many siblings do you have ?!

Epel : More better question, why do you think Kalim's dad had a side piece?!

Waku Waku : You ask to many questions . . . .

~'~'~

Jamil : * Screaming because there's a roach on the floor *

{ Your name } : What's wrong?!

Jamil : There's a ROACH ON THE FLOOR

* Jamil jumps into { Your name }'s hands *

Kalim : What happened? I heard screaming.

{ Your name } : There's a roach on the floor and you know how Jamil is.

Kalim : Ohhhh, you found Carla?

Jamil & { Your name } : Who-

~'~'~

Ace : So, your telling us you have 105 siblings?!

Waku Waku : Correction 106

Deuce : That doesn't make things better!

Epel : How is that even possible?!

Jack : How do you guys live together?

{ Your name } : Oh, you mean our adopted siblings?

Waku Waku : Yep

Adeuce : { Your name } ?! 

{ Your name } : I got adopted by Crewel Sensei when he saw that I needed help with necessary needs-

Epel : Oh, that explains on how you have designer clothes but still being broke.

Sebek : HUMAN! WAKA-SAMA SUMMONS YOUR PRESENCE AT OUR LUNCH TABLE!

{ Your name } : Welp, looks like that's my que to leave-

~'~'~

Waku Waku : Mama!

Crewel : * Sigh * . . . 

Train : " Mama " ?

Crewel : I really can't convince them to call me anything else, can I ?

A/n : Nope!

Crewel : Thank you for the moral support . . .

A/n : No prob! :))

Sam : How come I married you?

A/n : Because I said " yes ". And also because of Crewel-

Crewel : What do you need dear?

Waku Waku : Where's my sibling?

Crewel : . . . . . 

Vargas : They're calling you Crowley

Crowley : And suddenly, I am deaf

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