Twisted wonderland one-shots

Hello!

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Deuce: "So, what happened...?"

{Your Name}: "Okay so he pissed me off."

Ace: Holding his head as it made a hole in the wall after being pushed into it.

Deuce: "Note to self, don't piss off {Your name}, they have anger issues..."

{Your name}: "What was that?"
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Cheka: "I found my uncle's hidden bissiscle..." He goes and looks for Leona.

Leona: "What do you want little brat?"

Cheka: "I found your hidden bissis- bisexual...?"

Leona: "You found {Your name}?"

Cheka: "You named it?"
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{Your name}: "Rook is everywhere I swear!"

Ace: "No he's not, he can't be everywhere all the time...can he?"

Epel: "Don't underestimate Rook, he's Rook."

Deuce: "Ace you idiot you'll jinx it!"

{Your name}: "Oh really? Lemme prove it to ya!"

Jack: "Please {Your name}, no. Last time I encountered Rook I found out some fur off my tail was shaven!"

{Your name}: Smirking. "Touché"

Rook: Hanging upside down from a tree branch. "{Your name}! You spoke French!"
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{Your name}: "Now I have one last question...Who's a good boy?"

Jack: Rushing over and pushing anyone and everyone out of his way. "I am! It's me! Me! Me! Me! It's me, right?"

{Your name}: Laughing and nodding. "Yes it is!"
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Royal{Your name}: "Ah, the most expensive thing I own? Probably my ring, it's been passed down throughout generations and currently sums up to I believe 100 million dollars, I may be wrong though..."

Kalim: "What's that in thaumarks?"

Royal{Your name}: "About 15,979,550,000 madol I believe..."

Jamil: Drops an empty tray. "wHAt...?!"

Kalim: "Oooo!"
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Ace: "What is the hottest language a man can speak?"

{Your name}: "MONEY!"

Malleus: The literal future KING of Briar Valley

Leona: Second Prince of Sunset Savannah

Idia: Future owner of a million madol worth company

Vil: A FUCKING model

Azul: A mafia trustworthy business man
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[I'm so sorry I haven't posted my puppies! My health has slowly worsened and has caused me a bunch of issues. Nothing lethal or anything, just me getting easily sick now. But summer started long ago, and I am planning on updating "Callense Pendejos" and "There was once a prince who needed saving" please comment what story you would like to see updated next! And please vote on my stories that gives me hope and encouragement! Love all of you! XOXO 💋💋]