50 Shades of Fucked Up

6

We pulled up to this big house it makes my house look like a dump if it was side by side to this house . I don't see that he had go out the car and walk over to my side . he asked my you alright do yhu need help . I said no but thank yhu tho . We walk to the front of the house and up the steps he turn to me n said are yhu okay with a dog because I have one n I said yea I'm go as long as it don't bite he we good .
He said alright let me show yhu to yo room n give yhu the tour he should me every room in the house n the he should me the guess room . He left me to settle in and told me when I done come down stairs . So I did and as I walk in to the I smell something burning.
I ran in to the Kitchen oh hell naw this nigga can not cook for shit , burning the fucking chicken soup. How do yhu burn chicken soup come on but anyway I ran n took the soup of the stove in put it in some cold water .
I turn around n saw his face n start crying laughing it was funny asf he looked like a somebody that go catch stealing . Next thing I know I was up in the air laughing so hard as soon as he put me down I took off ran n I hear foot steps behind I guess he catch up with me because I'm back in the air .

I was having funny into I remember I don't know his name at all but he knows mines.  I guess he saw I stop laughing so he put me down n ask what wrong I told him don't know his name ooo he said my name is Johnny but people call me jay . We heard a door slam and somebody was knoting in yell at the front door it was a female she sound so gehtto asf soon as he open the door the I saw the most unbelievable look ass female at the door with blue hair n tracks every where she a on a thotfit with 7inch heels look like she was finna break her neck n she had the most beautiful baby girl on her arm she throw the baby girl at jay .
She said  keep I don't want it anymore she cry to much and she always hungry take her ass bye . She walk away n he close the door n turn around n said damn i dont know what to do i walk up in hit in the arm in said dont cuss around her so i took her out his arms n start cooing to her i ask what her name? He said her name is Madsion Brooklyn Andrson . i said So y'all give her the initials MBA y'all wrong for that she going to grow n be mad at y'all but anyway I'm going to go by her down for a nap .