ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok so uh, your name was y/n, you were uh, single and ready to mingle.
and your dumbass found your mingle.......................................................................................................................................................................................... big L imagine not being single being single is way better grrrrrrrrr/j
uh. where do i start.
ok i knwow.
horknee bitch pov
ok so like for about um, 3.1370468E22 decades, ive been trykjng to find some mf to mingle with, i found that mf. yay.
ok so like, heres how it started.
i was just myself of course, then some purrty purrty guy walked by me, and i was loke "o em gee he so hot" (yet he looks like someone who hasnt tooken a shower in over a year)
i kinda walked over to him, and said "o em jee ur so hot gimme ur number"
he said ooook.
apparently his name was Sonic, I mean, he looked cuter then the og sonic like omg.
wait, how do i know that one.
ok nvm
anyways he gave me his silly phone number, and I ran tf away with that shii
i got home not even 5 minutes later, hella excited to call him cuz yes
i dialed his phone numbah and called him owo
he answereeeeeeed omg.
S: "wsp"
Y/n: "HI OMG UR SO HOT"
S:"wh- you already told me that.."
Y/n: I know eheiuhpsefhkjfe, anyways wanna be like, friends..........."
S: "ok"
i ended the call cxuz ok
YAYYYYYYYYYI HAVE FRIEBND NPW YYAYAAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYYA
ok thats all im doing for "pgart oje" 😐
