Christmas

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Winter: I despise this with every bone in my body.

Daredevil: Amethyst! Come open the present I got for you.

Amethyst: Aw, thanks Daredevil. 

*She opened the present to find a stack of empty notebooks*

Amethyst: *Le gasp* PAPER! *Hugs notebooks* PAPER, PAPER, PAPER, PAPER!

Amethyst: Me like paper. 

Moon: *Comes in* What's happening here. Why are there so many bright lights? How did that tree get in here? 

Daredevil: You didn't hear? We dared to celebrate Christmas!

Moon: What's Christmas?

Readers: *GASP* 

Turtle: What was that noise?

Daredevil: For your own sanity, ignore it. 

Turtle: O...K?

Kinkajou: Christmas is where you put pretty lights on a pine tree and give out presents. 

Moon: What are presents? 

Entire World: *GASP*

Turtle: Seriously! What is that?

Winter: Believe me, You don't want to know.

Kinkajou: EVERYONE, SHOWER MOON WITH PRESENTS!

Moon: *gets buried in presents*

Kinkajou: THEN TURN ON THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC!

All I want for Christmas is you! 

Winter: NO! Turn it off! Turn it off! 

Moon: Kinkajou... help... I can't move... or breathe.

Kinkajou: *Dancing* 

Kinkajou: I don't need a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents, underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true-

Winter: SHUT UP!

Qibli: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.... IS YOU!

Amethyst: Ha! Qinter moment. 

Winter: No it's not!

Moon: I still need help here! 

Winter: Qinter is not a ship! I have no feelings at all for this sand snorter!

Qibli: *Starts singing*

Qibli: You know I want you. It's not a secret I try to hide. You know you want me. So don't keep saying our hands are tied. You claim it's not in cards, that fate is pulling you miles away and out of reach from me- 

Winter: I WILL END YOU!


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