Till Death Do Us Apart...

Chap. 13

Childers POV

Hmmm so comfortable..... Why is it so soft? Hmg idk and don't care i just wanna sleep.

'We gotta protect them Zhongli we can't just enter with them and say oooh here you go there are the lovers of the Archons go right ahead kill them!'

Wait wa?-

'I know Barbatos but we can't leave them alone either....... She still thinks childe is dead so let her think that.. '

'Yea but what about Diluc Miko nahidas cat and the rest?'

'We can try to make an excuse? Listen i just don't want anything to happen to Childe and the rest cause he's important to me and the rest are to you guys ok, I'm worried that if we bring any....... She'll kill them for sure and this ceremony sounds fishy..... It looks like she wants all our gnosis at once... But we can't let her'

Wait gnosis........ XIANGCHEN IS MORAX????!!!!! OMG omgomgomg what the fuck!?.

I fell in love with an Archon... I can't believe it.... Shit I gotta get out of here I got to warn the-.....wait why would i tell her this wen shes the one who wanted me dead?

'We got to wake him up morax, we have to tell him'

'I know just give him a couple more minutes to sleep, he's been tired from all the coughing and blood loss, he died venti and I had to revive him... Let him have a few more minutes'

'Ok but I'll be telling Diluc to pack up stuff cause we got to leave and put them somewhere safe, I'll also bring kaeya since we can use him as a distraction to get Diluc'

'Thx and be safe Venti, I'll meet you and the others in the abode soon'

'See you'

I hear footsteps leave and a door open and close, I could tell he left, maybe I can talk to xiancheng know about the Morax thing.

Before I can open my eyes I feel my body being lifted up and placed in another position, I felt my legs dangle onto nothing and then the bed frame.

Is he gonna do something?

'Ok something soft and comfy... Something soft and comfy..... Think Morax think.... Ah! I know this might be a bit big but enough to make him comfortable'

Suddenly I feel my legs lift up and put on a surface and then I felt it....... My pants were being taken off.... I panicked and opened my eyes grabbing a pillow nearby and throwing it at him accidentally landing on he's face.

'Aaah!.........uuuuuh.......Xiancheng...imso sorry I didn't mean to I panicked wen I felt my pants come off... '

Wen I finished talking the pillow fell to the bed and landed on the bed in front of my feet.

Wen I looked up I see he was looking at me with shock then he's face turned into pure laughter.

'Haha you got scared cause I hahahaha oh my dear Childe you got me good haha but you should not panic it's fine I was just changing you that's all, either way you should go back to sleep I'll continue-'

'No no it's fine haha I can ummm I can do it'

I swear my face went tomatoe red... Wen I try to lift my leg up my whole body went numb and my mind went blank.

'W-what the? What's happening!'

'Those are the effects of wen you die and revive, your cells are still activating after violently deactivating at once, in short words your blood is still separating into we're it belongs and going back to circulating your body'

'....i didn't understand but ok, how long will it take?'

'About 7 hours if your awake'

'7 what know?'

'That's if your awake if you rest your body will recover faster, so go on sleep'

'Zhongli I don't mean to brag nor anything but...... I can't sleep on command.. '

'I know that's why imma do this'

Suddenly he stabbed my neck with something and I fell asleep.

Zhongli POV

Well at least hell be asleep.... Know we're was I? Oh right he's pants.

While I fiddle with he's pants and try to put on the new once I hear a bit of banging and some screams...... Wait..... Aren't I in the dawn whinery?....... Fuck-

'AAH~ FUCK! ~ yes yes yes right there!~ faster faster!'

Oh dear.......

'Diluc h-hold the railing you might fall!'

'Hng fuck!~ ......... HAA!~....'

'Damn it! Know the stairs are sticky diluc'

Oh dear Archons save me... Wait I am an archon......

'VENTI WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED DOWN THERE!?'

'NOTHING!!! IT'S JUST.... UUMMM..... OK I FUCKED DILUC IN THE STAIRS! SO DON'T COME DOWN I'MMA CLEAN UP!'

'OH YOUR DISGUSTING!'

I can't believe he did that.... Ugh know I have to wait..... Oh well it's fine I at least have chil- oh wait he's sleeping..... Dang it.

Scaramouche POV

Ok I'm fucked.... I'm so fucked..... I am as fucked as the word fucked.....

'Scara! We're are you!'

Shit shit shit shiiit please don't look in the attic please don't look in the attiiic....

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Well here's a small crack with smut and fluff chap just cause I wanted to get a bit of a break from the angst that I've been reading and that this book has, next chapter might be out this Friday so enjoy!