Your Living Dead Girl<3 {hunter sylvester x reader}

found a cool picture of Wednesday Addams so, part 4

"You're hot."
"Excuse me?" He asks,
"AYO, IN A PLATONIC WAY I SWEAR ON MY FUCKING LIFE,"
"Yeah, I know, I was just kidding," Okay but like, what if it wasn't platonic-? "bitch,"I joke,
"What? I didn't do anything?" Yeah you did, bitch, you looked to fucking hot for my hardcore neurodivergent ass to handle-"Whatever you say, man," I say, rolling my eyes.
"So, anything you wanna do?" He asks,
"Fuck knows- omg wait, wanna make out?-" I ask, somehow??"yeah, I'm down," HAH!? BITCH TF!? when I tell you my jaw fucking dropped-"You good?"
"Uh- yeah- you joking orr-?"
"Nah, fuckin serious, bitch,"
"K,"

So we made out ig :p

"Holy fuck, Y/n, who the fuck taught you to kiss like that-?"
"Bro the fuck?"
"No, for real," he said making burst into laughter and he shortly joined me.

I eventually stopped laughing,"Hey, Hunter?"
"Yeah?"
"You're hot as fuck, by the way,"
"In a platonic way?"
"You can decide that for yourself." I feel myself smiling as he tries to figure out what that means,"I hope it's not,"
"Ok, it's not platonic then,"
"K, so you wanna date?"
"Yeah, sure."

-

"And the slippers of spider climbing go to malmsteen of gorgoroth!"
"What kinda girlie name is 'malmsteen of gorgoroth'?" Hunter's dad laughs, I look to my left and I'm met with Kevin looking back at me, we then look back at Hunter as he starts talking,"I don't know, dad. Why don't you ask one of your real housewives while you're shoving water balloons into their tits?" He says, I almost laugh, almost.

"Plastic surgeon.." Kevin mutters, before zoning out as if he were a main character doing a monolo- I wasn't really paying attention until I heard the loud clatter of dice of the table, making me flinch,"Well Malmsteen just, can't believe that a half fling rogue would be dumb, and ungrateful enough to rip-off a half orc barbarian, who just saved him from five ice toads." Fuck.

"But, he thinks he'll show mercy." I take back my fuck."Until he remembers that mercy is for the weak." Nevermind. FUCK."Malmsteen pulls out hell slinger, his +3 great sword,"
"Hunter."Kevin attempts to interrupt,
"And he tells Auriac Stormhollow to shut his glory hole, before he starts his first attack."

He drops the dice on the table,"Plus ten. That's a hit!"
"Hunter, don't be an idiot."
"He runs the blade between the thieves ribs, second attack."Clack,"Uh-Oh! There goes the leg" this can't possibly end well,"And for the final attack," CLACK."OH SHIT! head over to doctor Sylvester's for some post-op implants 'cause I just chopped off your DICK!" He yells, slamming his fists on the table.

"Sure. Suree. Just remember that those implants are what paid for your guitar, your incel action figures and all your dumbass Satan worship t-shirts! I'm gonna go play tennis!" Hunter's dad yells causing me to flinch for the second time,"And did you see my American express?" I know what happened to it- Hunter shakes his head, taking a sip of his mountain dew.

Our (not-so)potential bass player gets up and starts leaving,"Where are you going? Hunter asks him in a worn out voice,"Leaving. This sucks compared to call of duty, Kevin, see you in class." He walks out.

"Hunter. We were going to ask him to play bass for us!" Kevin whisper-shouts,"He says he's pretty good!"
"It's for the best. We can never trust a guy like that." Hunter says, shaking his head.

-

This is the PAINKILLER
This is..

"I'm telling you, she's really good! I don't see why Kevin wants his classical gf to join the band or whatever,"We need a bass player, a metal bass player, Y/n, back me up." Hunter says, looking at me through the front mirror,"Oh, definitely. She plays a cello! Can you even get bass notes on that?"
"Exactly."
"She can be.. metal.."Kevin says, making me a laugh a bit,
"That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!"
"Facts." I chuckle,
"Why?? Why is that the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard!?"
"Because, a cello playing girl is so not metal that even thinking about it is evaporating my balls!"
"PAHAH-"

"A lot of the time, Hunter, I don't know what you're talking about. Metal, not metal. Maybe I'm just not ready for skull-fucker."
"Kev, nah." I argue, grimacing as I see Skip Hoffman, I look at Hunter, noticing he has the same idea as me, I smirk at him through the mirror and mouth the words,'let's go.' He smirks back, he stops the car."Okay, switch places with me."
"What?"
"Just do it. Slide over, open the door but don't get out," we both get out the car and strut over to Skip like the fucking badasses we are.

Hunter taps him on the shoulder,"What?"
"Suck it, cunt." He flicks him in the lips and we run to the car, whilst I scream "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, COCKY BASTARD!" We reach the car, Hunter gets in the passenger seat and I just sit between his legs, laughing slightly,"Punch it Kev!" I yell and he starts driving, aiming to not get caught by Skip."WHHY!? WHY DID YOU DO THATT!?"
"TRUTH TO POWER, BITCH!"

I turn up the radio as painkiller plays, then, Hunter puts his hands on my waist,"DRIVE. If he gets close enough, you're just as fucked as we are," Hunter tells him,"You slow down, YOU DIE. THAT'S METAL!"
"That is a dumb Keanu Reeves movie!"
"Who?"

"Oh, shit,"Kevin says under his breath, Hunter turns his head around slightly,"Watch out. He'll see you in the mirrors if he gets close enough!" He warns Kevin,
"What am I doing?.. Oh, god!-" Kevin turns the mirrors to face the road, then me and Hunter."You're assholes,"
"Okay we can shake em, turn left on Aspen." Kevin turns the car but like, roughly? So I grab onto Hunter's knee's and he gets a firmer grip on my waist,"Don't slow down! Go straight!"
"To where? Where?"
"THERE!"
"WE WON'T FIT THERE!"
"I KNOW THIS CAR! FUCKING DO IT!" He takes his hands off my waist and pushhes Kevin's foot onto the accelerator,
"AGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
"WHOO!"
"WHOOO!!"Me and Hunter had very different reactions to Kevin. We started laughing manically as Kev drove further down the alley."OH- FUCK-!!" Hunter.. moans..?
"HOLY SHIT!!" I yell, sort of moaning like Hunter,
"Fuck you!! Fuck you!!" Hunter yells(again), we both turn around to watch the massive red truck crash into the wall,

We continue to drive down the road and I lay my head on Hunter's chest, falling asleep in His car and his arms.