INT. LOTTE TOWER ROOM - DAY
Wade lays on the same spot of the floor. The sound of the door unlocking is the only things that stirs him.
AN AJUMMA walks in with her cleaning cart.
Wade forces himself to sit up. He waves his arms at her.
WADE
No, do not disturb, please!
The Ajumma stares at him for a second and then talks very fast in Korean.
AJUMMA
(in Korean)
What are you doing on the floor? Drunk?
WADE
Do not disturb! Chu-sae-yo!
AJUMMA
(in Korean)
Please give you what? Help up?
She goes over him and tries to lift him up.
WADE
NO!
AJUMMA
Aigoo!
She pushes him forward.
AJUMMA
(in Korean)
You need to get up, you smell bad.
WADE
Just leave me!
Wade forces himself to stand up. The Ajumma gathers the bed sheets.
AJUMMA
(in Korean)
Finally, I can do my work and leave. He smells bad.
Wade grabs the do not disturb sign and waves it at her. The Ajumma points to the door.
AJUMMA
(in Korean)
It was not on the door.
Wade puts it on the door and holds the door open.
WADE
There! It's on. Please leave.
The Ajumma walks towards him and then turns to go in the bathroom.
AJUMMA
Aigoo!
WADE
No, don't go in there, just leave!
She goes in.
AJUMMA
(in Korean)
What a mess he is!
WADE
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