A New Life

The math book

It was once again, a calm and peaceful day in Namimori. All was right with the world; only the occasional yells of 'EXTREME!' disturbed the silence, but even these shouts blended seamlessly into the early morning atmosphere.

In a certain house, a young teen could be seen enjoying the early morning in the only acceptable way one should- sleeping. But it seems like the poor teen was in for a rude awakening by a....a baby with a defibrillator?!? Common sense would deny this reality but no, there indeed was a kid, a toddler, holding what seemed to be fully functioning defibrillator.

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(Narrator: Hey boss, can I quit??

Akitsuri: No

Narrator: But therapy-

Akitsuri: No

Narrator: this is a breach of employee rights!

Akitsuri: You gave up that right when u signed the contract, deal with it

Narrator: I regret)

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"Clear!"

"asdfghjll;;ljshvdahsc!!!"

Reborn stared in amusement as his student struggled to gain control of his convulsing limbs.

"What the hell reborn!! What was that for?!"

Takeyoshi glared at Reborn as he crawled back to his bed. He could still feel sparks of electricity flittering through his veins. His hand felt numb, heavy, filled with static, his chest felt like it was about to collapse, his heart beat felt throughout his body. A looming feeling of dread hanged over his body and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get rid of it; couldn't figure out what it was.

"Congratulations! You are now one of the few to successfully wake from a Vongola Style Wakeup Call!" Reborn yelled cheerfully, cracking a party popper while shaking a neon green pom-pom.

"Then come and give me a present why don't you!!"

"I gift to you- life."

"Bullshit!!!!"

"Takeyoshi-sama! Breakfast is ready!"

"That's great, why don't I use my currently 'fully functional' limbs and fvcking crawl come get it!!!!"

Ah yes, it's another exciting morning in the Sawada residence.

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Takeyoshi sighed deeply as he grabbed his bag, ready to head out for the day. He could hear the sound of running water in the kitchen; most likely Tsuna. Clicking his tongue in annoyance, Takeyoshi headed to the kitchen.

"Get out."

"What?"

"Get out"

"But Takeyoshi-sama i can still-"

"Im sorry, did I stutter?"

"No Takeyoshi-sama, but I want to-"

"Get. The fvck. Out ."

"Yes, Takeyoshi-sama..."

On the kitchen counter, ignored by the pair of siblings, Reborn sat with an expression of pure confusion. He watched as his youngest chased his brother out of the kitchen, before moving to washing the dishes himself, with puzzlement. He clearly remembered seeing his youngest preparing to leave for school, hell he still had his back pack on, so why did he come back?