(Disclaimer: i don't own own fairy tail
P.S a lot of jokes are bad P.P.S if you've seen these jokes some where before post and tell me I swear i came up with these all by self ( with some help from friends but there were cool with it as long as the get credit ))
If Erza's last name is the colour of her hair then should Erza wear a wig with the words last name in her hair
'No one jokes about Erza" by my friend Umar
Lucy: natsu get the scarlet red carpet
Natsu: (pulls out Erza's hair)
Erza: (bald) your dead (death armour)
Jellal: Erza oh Erza where are thy thogh Erza
Erza: you took to long and i've been behind all the time
Jellal: (pants start to get wet)
Erza comment: IF YOU'RE IN FAIRY TAIL PICK UP THE SLACK!!!!!!!!
If flirting with Erza prepare to see red.
lucy: erza turn around
erza:sure thing lucy
natsu: oh my god it's flare
Rules to date Erza
Step1: never dance with Erza (see episode 125)
2 never kiss Erza
3 never hold hands
4 always try to run
5 run faster
6 repeat number 5
7 always sacrifice someone or you're dead
8 run !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ultimate attack the only one that can defeat Titania herself
DOUBLE HANDSOME ATTACK
Erza can go into the Bleach dimension and use Zongetsu
Never NEVER mess with Erza's cake
When every your confused the answer is because its Erza
